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Secret perks of being a Rotten Tomatoes approved film critic

Secret perks of being a Rotten Tomatoes approved film critic
Everyone knows Rotten Tomatoes, the review-aggregator website that tells you whether a movie is rubbish or brilliant. But what exactly does it mean to become a Rotten Tomatoes-approved publication? What power does it give you? What perks does it afford, apart from the obvious increase in pheromones that attract the opposite sex? Join us as we lay bare the secret perks of being Tomatometer-approved.

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neophyte
Posted by neophyte at 08:31 on 03/08/17
You forgot to mention this small book every new RT member gets.
Book with instructions how to train your muscles so that one can reach own crotch and perform self-fellatio.
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