Stop everything: Johnny Depp is on a boat, motherfucker

Apparently his ego went universe size and he thought he didn't need anybody else in the band. So logically the next
step was dog training.

"Stick em up punk, I'm co-hosting GMTV with Lorraine Kelly"

Quite a departure from being a fun loving criminal.

I have zero qualifications to comment on this film further, seeing as I've based an entire news story around one picture.

Haha.

Have you seen him in that dog show with Liza Tarbuck? It's so bizarre - how did he end up doing that? Do they think he's Cesar Millan?

He looks like Huey from Fun Loving Criminals in that pic.
And she still has an Easter Island face

Johnny does not look fat in the face!! Perfect as always! Ok, he's not getting any younger but there's no reason for harsh words. Too much humidity might have messed up his hair a bit...

I am utterly confused though, why put him together with Angelina? This movie will clearly not be good, not to mention interesting.

Johnny looks a little fat in the face. Just saying.

The Lonely Island video is so much more interesting than this film appears to be.

I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo/
If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me-o!

"...jizzed in my pants..."

And for those of you who have no idea what I'm on about...