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Review: Zack And Miri Make A Porno

Zack And Miri Make A Porno
With the credit crunch biting hard, there are only a few constants in the current climate. One, that guys will always jerk off to pornography. Two, filmmaker Kevin Smith can always be relied on for a foul-of-mouth, sweet-of-heart comedy with a lion's share of toilet humour and sentiment. Three, Middle-England will always make it...

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8 comments.
Luke
Posted by Luke at 14:31 on 09/02/10
Justin Long is the highlight in anything, though.

"Says here you're fucked up and you talk like a fag"
"There's that fag-talk we talked about"
"Plenty of 'tards out there leading kickass lives"
"My first wife was retarded. She's a pilot now."
"Why come you don't have your tattoo?"
Pandaemonium
Posted by Pandaemonium at 07:24 on 09/02/10
Finally got around to watching this and found it solidly entertaining. A bit of a dry patch laugh wise in the middle. Miri was definitely a woman written by a bloke though.

Highlight? Justin Long.

"what was that one called again?"
"You better shut your mouth or I'm gonna fuck it."
"That's right. I'm surprised I forgot that."
Luke
Posted by Luke at 18:10 on 06/09/09
Saw this recently and wasn't too impressed. The story was maybe a little /too/ unbelievable, especially when the characters are meant to be rooted by problems we can relate to. It wasn't particularly funny either. Some people might find Seth Rogen swearing for an hour funny, but I do not.

If you want a film with a similar premise but more heart and warmth, Be Kind Rewind manages it, even though it also isn't that funny and also contains the intensely irritating Jack Black. Failing that, Batteries Not Included.
Ali
Posted by Ali at 14:34 on 10/05/09
Just watched this again, on Blu-ray no less, so I can see the scat porn in blistering HD. A little disappointing second time round, too much clever-clever swearing and not enough story polish. I love Elizabeth Banks but there's very little 'real woman' in her here - it's alarming how quickly she agrees to fuck for cash, particularly as they can already afford to hire four other porn actors.

Still, Justin Long made me laugh. "More like Glen and Gary eat Ross's meaty cock."
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 19:29 on 17/11/08
Spoiler alerts you selfish motherfuckers, spoiler alerts.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 16:08 on 17/11/08
There aren't many people I'd let get away with shit like that. But Kevin Smith has earned the right to literally poo on his characters' heads.
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 16:01 on 17/11/08
the follow through made me laugh, cry and then laugh so more, well into the next scene, the wife found it rather embarrassing...
The Internets
Posted by The Internets at 10:43 on 17/11/08
I loved it, its exactly what Kevin Smith does best, he can do no wrong in my eyes! And if it werent for him, Jason Mewes would have no career at all!
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