Win a veritable Hornet's Nest of funky Millennium goodies

And all you need is a hacker's licence and to be fluent in conversational Swedish. Bara jävlas med er, behöver du inte göra skit.

How's about this for a competition prize: for the princely sum of zero krona, and the paltry effort of clicking here to enter our frankly brillo giveaway, you can win the following:

- The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo on DVD. Read my review, I rather liked it and I suspect you will too if you like good things.

- The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest book. The film is out today and my review is here, but remember: a book is not a film. Crucial.

- A Hornet's Nest t-shirt. I predict you won't be wearing it long, the ladies/gents will clearly be attracted to you like flies on Swedish shit.

- A Dragon Tattoo kit. Intimidate all the other kids in the playground.

- The complete Millennium trilogy soundtrack set. Despite not mentioning it in any of the films' reviews, the soundtracks are excellent. Promise I'm not just saying that.

Go on, enter by clicking here and let a smug grin break out all over your lovely face. I'll inform the three winners by hacking into their laptops and turning their worlds UPSIDE DOWN WITH INTRIGUE.