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Confusion, intense joy, realisation, disappointment

Posted by Luke at 15:46 on 06 Nov 2013


Headline denotes the range of emotions you will go through upon discovering this deleted scene of Jar Jar Binks falling to his demise in The Phantom Menace is, in fact, a creative edit. Dang. (via Uproxx)

That Godzilla reboot teaser trailer in full. Well, what I can remember of it.

Posted by Luke at 13:20 on 09 Oct 2013
That Godzilla reboot teaser trailer in full. Well, what I can remember of it.
If you were quick enough off the mark last Friday, you would have seen a glimpse of Gareth Edwards' upcoming Godzilla reboot - which had been nestling on Youtube under the name "Fatman Trailer" for about a month before hitting the big time. But as quick as it could be retweeted, Warner Bros. shut it down faster than the US Government did the day after Grand Theft Auto 5 came out. Well, I reckon I've got a pretty good memory, and I reckon I can replicate that teaser here on this website, for you, using nothing but MS Paint. Ain't nobody taking my shitty drawings away.

Merry fucking Christmas!

Posted by Luke at 20:29 on 07 Sep 2013
All Is Bright poster

1) Why have they crossed out the word 'bright' and replaced it with the word 'bright'? 2) Why is a Christmas film coming out in September? 3) Why am I questioning a buddy comedy where Paul Giamatti and Paul Rudd channel the Wet Bandits? All Is Bright looks great. (poster via IMP Awards)

UPDATE: Ali has pointed out the scribbled out text says 'bullshit'. Therefore ignore me, I am an idi-oh you already have.

Mundane Wikipedia Fact of the Day: Cowboys & Aliens (2011)

Posted by Luke at 21:23 on 31 Aug 2013


Thank you, Wikipedia. Join us tomorrow, when we look up whether the groundhog in Groundhog Day was real or a puppet.

This photo from Darren Aronofsky's Noah set is missing something...

Posted by Luke at 12:34 on 20 Aug 2013
Move mouse over to see what is missing


Nobody ever said the animals didn't prance in two by two. (more set images and stills at TheFilmStage)

This is how you sell a superhero film to someone who doesn't read comics

Posted by Luke at 13:45 on 13 Aug 2013


That's right, it's a raccoon with a motherfudding machine gun. Rocket Raccoon from Guardians Of The Galaxy, to be precise. Animated gif ripped from that fuzzy Comic-Con mobile footage which probably/definitely is/isn't on YouTube someone told me, perhaps.

No wonder he looks smug

Posted by Luke at 20:06 on 05 Aug 2013


New poster for Don Jon, which stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a porn-addicted womaniser who has full sex with Scarlett Johansson and Julianne Moore. Written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt. (via IMPAwards)

Make your very own Nicolas Collage with our interactive playset

Posted by Luke at 15:43 on 19 Jul 2013
Make your very own Nicolas Collage with our interactive playset
Nic Cage is in a new film released today (it's The Frozen Ground, before you start searching the cinema listings for Con Air 2)! You may have heard we're big fans of Nic Cage. What we're not fans of, however, are Friday afternoons stuck in the stifling heat. And we're guessing neither are you. So to pass the time we've made this: our interactive 'Nicolas Collage' Nic Cage collage creator!

If other movies had ice cream tie-ins

Posted by Luke at 10:00 on 17 Jul 2013
If other movies had ice cream tie-ins
With The World's End bringing Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg's 'Cornetto Trilogy' to a close this week (our review - hint: it's FAB), we put on our thinking caps and asked ourselves the question: what if other movies had ice cream tie-ins? Literally minutes later this gallery of awful puns and hasty photoshops was the result.

Godzilla is here to cancel out the cancellation of the apocalypse

Posted by Luke at 22:19 on 15 Jul 2013


Gnarly Comic-Con poster for Gareth Edward's upcoming Godzilla movie. Is it too late to add this to our list of the 50 coolest posters of 2013 (so far)? (via IMPAwards)
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