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Posted by
Matt at 20:00 on 03 Feb 2012
This week's round-up of movie trailers features some Super Bowl TV spots. Why? Because we love the Super Bowl obviously. Come on...er...Brazil?
Posted by
Matt at 21:23 on 02 Feb 2012
If you type 'Carnage' into IMDB, you'll find it is the alternative title to The Nail Gun Massacre, A Bay Of Blood and even Prime Cut, an early Gene Hackman film about a cattle rancher who "grinds his enemies into sausage". It's the kind of title you'd expect to see propped up on the bargain shelf at Asda with a cover showing Stone Cold Steve Austin walking away from an exploding jeep. And yet here I am reviewing Roman Polanski's new low-key character-based comedy. It's almost a shame.
Posted by
Matt at 13:00 on 01 Feb 2012
This week's new DVD and Blu-ray releases feature a double dose of the god-like, chiselled frame of Ryan Gosling. Er...y'know, if you're into that kind of thing. I like boobs. (*whispers*) I bet he smells
incredible.
Posted by
Matt at 07:00 on 31 Jan 2012
Oscar-nominated films tend to fall into one of two categories: stories, true or otherwise, about the struggle to overcome adversity against all odds, and heartwarming dramedies. Surprisingly, this tale of a man trying to reconnect with his daughters while his wife lies comatose in hospital actually falls into the latter category.
Posted by
Matt at 17:33 on 29 Jan 2012
This week’s news round-up has been put together during the dubious Sunday double-bill of Mission: Impossible 2 and the original Arthur. I know you don’t care but what else is this little intro section for if not to provide more colour?
Posted by
Matt at 09:00 on 27 Jan 2012
Here's the best of the past week's movie trailers, brought to you in conjunction with sarcasm.
Posted by
Matt at 22:00 on 23 Jan 2012
Here's your weekly instalment of the latest DVD and Blu-ray releases reviewed for your reading pleasure. Although, they're not all reviewed. Some of them aren't even 'viewed'. Enjoy!
Posted by
Matt at 13:00 on 20 Jan 2012
Here's your regular fix of movie trailers from the past week. One features Oscar winner Adrien Brody, while another features some handmade sexualised robots. It's fair to say this week's round-up is a mixed bag.
Posted by
Matt at 07:00 on 17 Jan 2012
Ok, we know The Fighter 2 will actually feature Micky Ward's bouts against Arturo Gatti, but I'm just saying maybe they could think outside the box a little? I mean, I'm just spitballing here...
Posted by
Matt at 19:25 on 14 Jan 2012
Not many trailers in this week's round-up, I'm afraid. But, if anything, that should mean you have more of an incentive to click through to them: they'll take up less of your time. In other words: PAGE IMPRESSIONS.