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So Tiptoes is a film that exists...

Posted by Matt at 15:03 on 14 Nov 2013


You'd better believe this is "a role in a lifetime" for Gary Oldman. How did this ever get made? (via Popbitch)

Vince Vaughn officially runs out of 'exasperated broseph' poses

Posted by Matt at 14:24 on 12 Nov 2013
Vince Vaughn officially runs out of 'exasperated broseph' poses
He also seems to have aged two decades in the last two years.

(By the way, just so you know what film this is for, "DER LIEFER HELD: Unverhofft Kommt Oft" translates as "THE DELIVERY HERO: Unexpectedly Come Often" as per Google Translate. You're welcome.)

Review: The Call

Posted by Matt at 15:00 on 15 Sep 2013
The Call
911 operators. Are they the true heroes of the emergency services, relying on calm heads and extensive training to ensure that life-threatening situations are resolved efficiently? Or are they the world's greatest buck-passers? Either way, they are on the frontline of America's everyday war against danger and it was only a matter of time before we saw a film focusing on them rather than those out in the field. The problem is: how do you make a movie where the hero is one hang-up away from being utterly useless?

Alan Partridge announces new Jurassic Park IV title

Posted by Matt at 13:20 on 11 Sep 2013


Back of the net! Cashback! Etc...

Homefront poster raises questions about Statham's wardrobe assistant

Posted by Matt at 07:00 on 11 Sep 2013
Homefront poster raises questions about Statham's wardrobe assistant
Never before on screen have we seen a more patriotic denim jacket.

Star Trek Into Darkness and five other spoilery DVD covers

Posted by Matt at 14:00 on 02 Sep 2013
Star Trek Into Darkness and five other spoilery DVD covers
Star Trek Into Darkness is released on DVD and Blu-ray today and, in case you haven't already heard, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T READ THE BACK COVER.

The marketing for Lovelace is kind of hard to swallow

Posted by Matt at 14:00 on 12 Aug 2013
The marketing for Lovelace is kind of hard to swallow
Serious, harrowing drama it may be, but you can guarantee that the marketing bods behind the promotional campaign for Lovelace went through two dozen blowjob gags before finding one that they thought they could get away with.

Poor old Ben Stiller didn't get invited to the Alpha Papa screening

Posted by Matt at 07:45 on 03 Aug 2013
Poor old Ben Stiller didn't get invited to the Alpha Papa screening
And he is DESPERATE to see it too. That's totally unfair, you guys.

Original Butterfly Effect poster offers two suggestions for reboot

Posted by Matt at 14:00 on 28 Jul 2013


Move your mouse over the image for my advice to the filmmakers.

Notorious photobomber returns for Captain Phillips poster

Posted by Matt at 19:00 on 27 Jul 2013
Notorious photobomber returns for Captain Phillips poster
Oh noes, not this guy again!
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