Sometimes movie posters just ask for it.
Stop what you're doing everyone, because there's a new John Travolta movie out called I Am Wrath
and it promises to be every bit as ridiculous as John Travolta's last one thousand movies. The movie itself seems pay-chequey enough - actual tagline: "A man is out for justice after a group of corrupt police officers are unable to catch his wife's killer" - but the poster has just been beamed in from whatever planet Travolta calls home and HOLY SHIT do we not deserve this baby.
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Wow. Wowsers trousers. That is certainly a fair approximation of what human beings look like. Travolta looks like he has just realised hours after the fact that if his wig salesman is supposed to be so great, how come the salesman's own wig looked so terrible?
Here are 10 other things that John Travolta looks like in this poster for I Am Wrath, which is available now in all good newsagents and all evil ones too.
Bonus lookalike: A fairground caricature of Ron Reacher drawn by a cartoonist who knows deep down he can't pay the bills with his art.