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25 greatest 'owned' movie moments
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Phyllis
6th June 2010
The token black dude just had to go and get all Sugar Ray Leonard on Jason. You have to hand it to the kid— he gave the hockey mask wearing mo-fo a few good shots to the melon... and went to the body like, well, like the geriatric version of Rocky Balboa and the slabs of meat. Too bad he didn't know ol' Jason was nastier than Mike Tyson in his prime. Mama said knock you the fuck out.
Let's face it: this guy owns everyone.
All King Arthur wanted to do was cross the damn bridge. He had no quarrel with the man, he just wanted to get from point A to point B - not a whole lot to ask for when you're the King of the friggin realm. But, as Black Knights are wont to do, he had to go and start some shit. The boy just didn't know when to stop.
Yeah, you've seen it a million times before. You've heard the stories about Harrison Ford suffering from diarrhea. It's still kind of a dick move. But it's still the single most perfect, hilarious, character-building 13 seconds of film ever shot. Fuck Greedo shooting first; this is how you own an enemy.
The poor guy just wanted to go home for Thanksgiving... but that bitch called Fate and a little middle aged lady at a car rental desk just couldn't resist fucking him over one more time. RIP, John Hughes. And thanks for one of the greatest moments in Steve Martin's incredible career.
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