It's 2013! A new year of wonderful movies to look forward to, so full of potential and promise. Or we could just point and laugh at last year's films again? Yeah, let's do that.
Liam Neeson masters the art of the one-line backstory.
Whatever you do, don't say "With great power comes great responsibility" – that will make it too much like that other
Fact: It's not rapey if it rhymes.
There's an alien invasion happening RIGHT NOW. No one gives a shit about your crazy dad, Rihanna.
Batman doesn’t 'get' smack talk.
Will Smith’s Agent J travels back to 1969, while the script travels back to 2005. Yes, site name included.
Jean-Claude Van Damme wonders if Sly Stallone is going to beat him to death with his hooves while bleating.
This is like, sex with tanks, right?
Dominic West delivers this line straight-faced while wearing a pair of glowing blue hover boots IN THE SAME YEAR THAT HE WON A BAFTA FOR ACTING.