9 worst movie lines of 2012

It's 2013! A new year of wonderful movies to look forward to, so full of potential and promise. Or we could just point and laugh at last year's films again? Yeah, let's do that.
9. Taken 2

Liam Neeson masters the art of the one-line backstory.


8. The Amazing Spider-Man

Whatever you do, don't say "With great power comes great responsibility" – that will make it too much like that other Spider-Man film.


7. Skyfall

Fact: It's not rapey if it rhymes.


6. Battleship

There's an alien invasion happening RIGHT NOW. No one gives a shit about your crazy dad, Rihanna.


5. The Dark Knight Rises

Batman doesn’t 'get' smack talk.


4. Men In Black 3

Will Smith’s Agent J travels back to 1969, while the script travels back to 2005. Yes, site name included.


3. The Expendables 2

Jean-Claude Van Damme wonders if Sly Stallone is going to beat him to death with his hooves while bleating.


2. Savages

This is like, sex with tanks, right?


1. John Carter

Dominic West delivers this line straight-faced while wearing a pair of glowing blue hover boots IN THE SAME YEAR THAT HE WON A BAFTA FOR ACTING.