If movie characters were hipsters

Blast you, hipsters. Your lensless-spectacle-wearing arsery has invaded the movies. Look, over there! A WiFi-enabled Starbucks with an empty window seat! Now git!
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Hipster Indiana Jones


Hipster Marty McFly


Hipster Truman Show


Hipster Tyler Durden


Hipster Dorothy


Hipster Catwoman


Hipster Terminator


Hipster Lloyd Dobler


Hipster Spider-Man


Hipster War Of The Worlds


Hipster Amelie


This isn't over, you hipster fiends! (*shakes fist*)

Attention Stumblers! We have a new feature we think you'll like: If 2011's Movie Posters Told The Truth.