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Review: Jurassic Park live at the Royal Albert Hall
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Ali Gray
7th November 2016
It may not surprise you to learn that I have seen Jurassic Park before. In fact, I've seen it a multitude of ways. I've seen it at the cinema. I've seen it in 3D. I've seen it in IMAX. I've seen it on VHS, DVD and Blu-Ray. I've seen it in a big field. I've seen it projected in a pub basement in London Bridge on a stag night (okay, on my stag night). I've seen three-quarters of it in Italian on a hotel room TV set. I've now seen it at the Royal Albert Hall with a live score from the Royal Philarmonic Concert Orchestra. I can confirm that the last way I saw it is definitely the best. Way better than the Italian hotel room version (although, to be fair, I never saw the ending).
If you've never attended a movie accompanied with a live score, they're quite odd, because a) the sound quality of the actual movie is quite bad, except for the music, obviously, and b) if you get sucked into the movie you're watching, it's actually quite easy to forget there are dozens of professional musicians plucking and parping and plinking along approximately 5 degrees south of where you're looking. The Royal Philarmonic Concert Orchestra - or the RoyPhilConcOrc for short - are such consummate pros, their note-for-note recreation of one of cinema's most sublime scores could easily go unappreciated if you don't constantly remind your brain that actual instruments are pumping heaven into your earlobes and the tunes aren't just coming from some shitty speaker system at the back of the room.
Case in point: the central theme, that sweeping melody that choppers you away to an island in Costa Rica, is easy to notice and therefore appreciate, not least because of the ferocity and verve with which the musicians hammer away at their instruments. But have you ever noticed the incidental music played during the Mr DNA expository scene? Could you place it? Probably not, eh. But watching the men and women of the RoyPhilConcOrc knock out its incredibly complex melody - which, in all honesty is probably music that was never intended to be played live - was astonishing. It opened my eyes and ears and allowed me to appreciate the film's music on a whole new level. Even moreso than when me and the stag do ladiators downed sambuca shots during the Jurassic Park drinking game. Nedry squealed: DRINK!
Jurassic Park never fails to move me. It is not a particularly emotional film, favouring action beats over emotional ones, but it is my 'awakening' film that introduced me to the delights of the big screen and will always hold a special place in my heart. Watching the movie accompanied by actual bona fide musical genius - and in a venue so lavish it even has a special toilet for the Queen - was a unique and unforgettable experience that moved me more than ever before, because I realised halfway through I would probably never watch this, my favourite film, under more sensational circumstances. Again, unless the Italian TV version really kicks off after Nedry gets gobbed on by the little frilly fucker.
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