30 new seconds of Iron Man 2, because it's Monday


29th March 2010

Scarlett Johansson speaks!

I don't really need an excuse to post new stuff from Iron Man 2, but given that I'm sure we all have a serious case of the Mondays, these 34 thrilling seconds of footage will probably brighten your week by about 1.2% - that's about the equivalent of a really satisfying dump.

This clip affords us our first look at Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow actually talking, as opposed to looking sexy-like in a cat-suit and doing Tekken special moves on disposable henchmen's heads. Isn't her character supposed to be Russian? Sounds pretty American to me. Maybe she couldn't be bothered. Or maybe the International Shit Accents Association heard Mickey Rourke's terrible Russian accent and slapped a ban on more one in the same movie.

This clip was unveiled at the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards over the weekend (you didn't watch it?), where the only other incident of note was Katy Perry almost being decpitated by a highly-pressurised jet of goo.

Insert your own misogynistic joke here. On second thoughts, don't.

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