Another reason I heart Nic Cage

Real-life insanity isn't amusing or cool at all. Somebody on my round has accused me at various points of burglary/placing listening devices/delivering on a Sunday/raping her husband.
Today watched her fighting, literally fighting, 3 policemen as they dragged her off a bus where she had pissed herself.
On purpose.

I'd like it if Nicolas Cage lived on my walk rather than a short, insane angry old crone who sounds like Tom Waits and stinks of piss and mental.