Courtney Love to make Sons of Anarchy all about her somehow

Courtney Love's new role as a nursery school teacher in Sons of Anarchy is to grow into one that dominates the show entirely whether anyone likes it or not, she has announced. "I'm planning to just photobomb all the scenes I'm not in," she said. "I'll do it so often that they'll either have to give up and use the footage anyway, or just fire me, in which case I'll complain endlessly in the press about how they victimised me. Don't underestimate the remarkable stamina I have where self-promotion is concerned."