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EXCLUSIVE: Bill & Ted 3 script and storyboards leaked!

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Luke

5th April 2011

Thanks to an anonymous source, has obtained the recently announced first draft of Bill & Ted 3 - including several hand-drawn storyboards by Keanu Reeves himself!

It's not often we end up with a red hot exclusive in our laps, but today we can reveal the first solid plot details for the happy-go-lucky duo's next excellent adventure. Below you'll find a gallery of storyboards paired with snippets from the unfinished script. It's fair to say many spoilers lie ahead, so don't say you weren't warned!

They go back to "dinosaur times"



BILL and TED are being chased by a FEROCIOUS T-REX

BILL
Dude, I totally just had a thought - what do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

TED
Dude, I'm totally trying to out-run this jurassic dickweed.

BILL
Doyathinkhesawus?

TED
That is most impressive!

BILL and TED continue to RUN and WIGGLE their fingers as a FAST GUITAR SOLO plays
They crash Woodstock!



BILL and TED land on the middle of a stage at WOODSTOCK in a shower of SPARKS

BILL
Dude, do my eyes deceive me - is that Jimi Hendrix?

TED
No way! Dude, this is most fortuitous!

JIMI HENDRIX
Hey, totally dig the threads - you cats wanna jam?

BOTH
Awesome!

BILL, TED and JIMI HENDRIX play uninterupted 25-minute JAM SESSION
They drop in on Nazi Germany...



BILL and TED land in NAZI GERMANY during a rally speech by ADOLF HITLER

BILL
Dude, isn't that that dude who, like, totally conquered Europe? He totally reminds me of your Dad.

TED
Yeah, most heinous - but we totally kicked his ass!

BOTH
Most triumphant!

BILL and TED play EXTREME AIR GUITAR SOLOS
*Sits by letterbox, waits for letter from Keanu Reeves' lawyer*

More:  Bill Ted 3  Bill And Ted 3
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