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Iron Man 2: new pics 'n' posters

Ali

31st March 2010

If you have to ask why, then you're too old! (*cranks up AC/DC*)

Finally, the ad guys at Paramount have stumbled on that most underused aspect of advertising: breasts. After some long, soul-searching evenings, they eventually realised they could just release an Iron Man 2 poster featuring Scarlett Johansson's tits. No, better yet - just her right tit. Then a few weeks before release, the left. Collect the pair!

Also below is the frankly crappy international Iron Man 2 poster, plus three new pictures, including one of Mickey Rourke's character Whiplash with his pet cockatoo (naturally). Also: Iron Man waits not for lifts! Grrrr!





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