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Nightmare on Elm Street II in 'super gay' shocker

Ali

22nd June 2010

Freddy Krueger is not only coming out of your dreams, he's coming out of the closet: indisputable evidence after the jump that A Nightmare On Elm Street II is the gayest horror movie ever.

The clip below, from horror doc Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy, raises an interesting point: how come no one ever noticed A Nightmare On Elm Street II was so... fabulous? It's certainly the gayest sequel I've ever seen - way more gay than Breakin II: Electric Boogaloo.

Update: Balls, it's been pulled. This is a suitable replacement
As a stringent equal rights campaigner (when you're playing me on Xbox Live you're all fags), I have to say it's refreshing to see a gay horror icon. In fact, I'm going to out a few more right now:

- Michael Myers (sister, that boiler suit is fooling no one)
- Leatherface (you love leather? Honey, you can eat me any time!)
- Jason Voorhees (ooh, show us your big chopper)

The next genre to come out? Romcoms. They are so fucking gay.

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