Oh noes! Mark might leave TOWIE for career in Hollywood!

Jesus, first it's violent riots destroying half of London and now this. Look out, you guys- these things come in threes.

With the general public still reeling from the aftermath of chaos and wreckages on the streets of London, everyone was steeling themselves for another night of terrible news, but no one could have been prepared for it to come from the TOWIE camp.

Sit down guys, this is serious. The Sunday Mirror is reporting that...brace yourselves...Mark Wright, star of The Only Way Is Essex, has signed with the same agency that represents stars such as Ryan Seacrest, Piers Morgan and Cat Deeley.

Mind=blown, right? What does this mean? As the Sunday Mirror says, a move to LA to pursue blockbuster roles seems likely at this stage, and Mark is sure to want to make use of the fact that he once once trained to be an actor. Apparently.

I hate to say it, but this could spell the end for his time with the show as he chases after some much-deserved time in the spotlight as a Hollywood A-lister. Or, his new agency may just negotiate a better deal for him. Perhaps something involving kebabs.

But if he does, heaven forbid, leave TOWIE, how would he exit the show? Perhaps something like this?