Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?

To the relief of Google-baiters everywhere, SEXY HARRY POTTER star and former TEEN Emma Watson is rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of the racy hit series FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, described by some to contain SEX, HARDCORE FUCKING, BONDAGE, SPANKING and female empowerment.

Watson, whose fans describe her as HOT, SEXY and HOT PICTURES, would play VIRGIN COLLEGE STUDENT Anastasia Steele in the movie, a character who has never had SEX, given a BLOWJOB, received a HORNY RIMJOB, given a guy a good TROMBONING, gratefully received a DIRTY SANCHEZ or even a CLEVELAND STEAMER. When Anastasia finds work with reclusive sexy billionaire Christian Grey, however, she is introduced to the exciting world of S&M and SUBMISSIVE SEX and goes on to GARGLE HIS BALLS.

Though the rumour has thus far been unsubstantiated and features no credible source or quotes from any parties involved, it has been reported worldwide. It is thought both fans of the book and pervy clockwatchers alike would enjoy watching scenes of EMMA WATSON HAVING SEX, EMMA WATSON NAKED and EMMA WATSON NAKED HAVING SEX.

Fifty Shades Of Grey has been a publishing phenomenon, with author EL James becoming a millionaire after rewriting her original draft, which started out as TWILIGHT fan-fiction. You'd be right in thinking that was BARELY LEGAL: to avoid a lawsuit, James had to alter her original story, which saw BELLA and EDWARD TOTALLY DOING IT.

Neither Emma Watson or any of her representatives have commented on the rumours so far. BUTT SEX.