Enjoy your beer, Jean-Claude!
A few years back, you may remember people talking about Jean-Claude Van Damme going through a career rejuvenation after the really rather good JCVD; a quasi-confessional pseudo-drama in which the Belgian owned up to cinematic sins and promised to better himself. He also made lots of faces like this:
Well done, Jean-Claude, we all said. Turns out he can act after all.
Fast-forward to 2011, and this happened. This is a trailer for a film called Napoleon Kaput. Sources say it's Russian, but I'm pretty sure this was shot in the language Pingu speaks in. Anyway, see if you can spot a familiar face in amongst the men in drag and the mass-spankings.
Apparently, Van Damme turned up on set thinking he was playing a lead role, but he was politely informed that, actually, he was just needed for a cameo. In a film called Napoleon Kaput. There are no emoticons sad enough to convey how tragic that is.
Saw that advert last night before going out, classic, and anyone who caught the Van Damme ITV show saw him show up thinking he was playing Napoleon only to be told he was playing himself. At least he didn't cry again...
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