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This just in: Sesame Street makes kids gay

Ed Williamson

7th June 2011

I KNEW it.

As if it were ever in doubt, some guy has proved that there's an evil, insidious liberal bias behind Sesame Street that is making YOUR children into gays. MASSIVE gays. You know, the ones that do everything in a really gay way and don't have the common decency to sit quietly in shame and not speak to anyone? I HATE those guys!

Here he is on ... wait a minute, what's he doing on Fox News? It's not like them to give a platform to ill-considered neo-conservative moralising.

Anyone else notice that bloke mention how a high school had voted a gay guy its prom queen - and then entirely fail to explain why that was a problem?

Next thing you know, they'll be on Playbus telling kids the Earth's more than 6000 years old.

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