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Extrapolating Nick Nolte's physical degradation from this Noah set pic

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:00 on 14 Jan 2014
Darren Aronofosky has announced that Nick Nolte had joined the cast of Noah, and tweeted this pic as proof. From this image, we can assume that providing ADR causes Nick Nolte severe physical discomfort, thus we can extrapolate what he might look like by the time his stint in the sound booth is over.



And this is accounting for 14 hours sleep a night and a two-day-week.

This photo from Darren Aronofsky's Noah set is missing something...

Posted by Luke at 12:34 on 20 Aug 2013
Move mouse over to see what is missing


Nobody ever said the animals didn't prance in two by two. (more set images and stills at TheFilmStage)

First look inside Noah's ark results in obvious movie gag

Posted by Matt at 07:00 on 26 Sep 2012
First look inside Noah's ark results in obvious movie gag
While Darren Aronofsky has been toiling away on his big screen version of the story of Noah's ark, film bloggers across the internet have been scratching their heads over how to cover the film in an interesting and original way. They needn't have bothered.

Review: Black Swan

Posted by Ali at 22:41 on 24 Jan 2011
Black Swan
How to describe Black Swan? Ballet-based lesbionic headfuck just about does it - there certainly aren't too many pigeon holes you can bash this particular peg into. Though it touches on a number of genres and encapsulates several themes, Black Swan is best viewed as a horror movie - a slow creep into insanity that's touching and terrifying in equal measure.

D-MONEY talks The Wolverine

Posted by Ali at 22:07 on 22 Nov 2010
D-MONEY talks The Wolverine
Director and full-time gangsta Darren Aronofsky has been chatting about his vision for The Wolverine, the not-sequel to last summer's side-burned turd that'll apparently be a standalone movie. Player!

Darren Aronofsky offered Wolverine 2

Posted by Ali at 19:17 on 06 Oct 2010
Darren Aronofsky offered Wolverine 2
Reports are suggesting that arthouse director Darren Aaron Aronofsky (middle name may not be factual) has been officially offered the hot-seat for Wolverine 2. Wonder if Werner Herzog fancies Ghost Rider 2?

Darren Aronofsky might direct, er, Wolverine 2

Posted by Ali at 23:08 on 31 Aug 2010
Darren Aronofsky might direct, er, Wolverine 2
In this week's episode of 'Great Directors Who Need The Occasional Huge Paycheque', Darren Aronofsky is in the frame to direct Wolverine 2. He also drops some interesting truth nuggets on Black Swan and The Wrestler.

Black Swan trailer is crazy, sexy, features hot girls making out

Posted by Chris at 23:09 on 17 Aug 2010
Black Swan trailer is crazy, sexy, features hot girls making out
Darren Aronofsky returns with his follow up to The Wrestler, and... um... Did I just see Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis making out in that trailer? (*swoon*)

Angelina Jolie gives us wood

Posted by Ali at 22:45 on 01 Mar 2010
Angelina Jolie gives us wood
Fnar fnar. Angelina Jolie has opted out of the sequel to Wanted to make a movie about a pair of newlyweds who build a timber empire during the Depression. There is no punchline to this joke.

Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan just got interesting

Posted by Ali at 00:10 on 21 Aug 2009
Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan just got interesting
Though you shouldn't need any extras reason to be excited about the new film from the director of The Wrestler, how about a little girl-on-girl action? It's true what they say: lesbian sex really brightens up a ballet story.
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