Jeremy Renner

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Never assemble Avengers individually

Movie News | Ali | 1st October 2011

Entertainment Weekly have released the first official pictures from the set of The Avengers, which is appropriate, because EW.

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Jeremy Renner chooses to accept he's Mission: Impossible

Movie News | Matt | 26th November 2010

Jeremy Renner has confirmed that he is to replace Tom Cruise as the lead star of all future Mission: Impossible films. And all he had to do to get the gig is sacrifice his first-born to the alien scientology god Xarthu and promise never to speak to his own family ever again.

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The Town

Movie Review | Matt | 23rd September 2010

Ben Affleck: talented actor whose career undeservingly suffered after the Bennifer affair, or punchably smug media-rapist? Personally, I've always had a soft spot for the lunk-headed grinner - he was, after all, the bomb in Phantoms, yo - but, either way, few can deny that he has managed to recover a lot of credibility post-Gigli. And while Jenny from the Block now languishes in terrible wrong-coms, Affleck continues to 'win the break-up' (let it go, people, it was six years ago) with this well-crafted crime thriller.

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Jeremy Renner is Tom Cruise's protege in Mission: Impossible 4

Movie News | Ali | 26th August 2010

In entirely unrelated news, Jeremy Renner has joined the Church of Scientology. "I pledge to donate all my future wages to the almighty Xenu," droned Renner, his eyeballs as black as night.

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Jeremy Renner could play Hawkeye

Movie News | Ali | 26th November 2009

Avengers assemble! Really, really slowly! Marvel's masterpiece is s-l-o-w-l-y taking shape: even the lesser costumed heroes are slipping on the spandex. In the frame to play sharp-shooter Hawkeye? Mr. Hurt Locker here.

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The Hurt Locker

Movie Review | Ali | 24th August 2009

Pop quiz, hotshot: name five female directors. Tick-tock, tick-tock... Did you manage five? Congratulations if so. Round two: name five female directors who don't make drippy, sappy, piece-of-shit rom-coms, musicals or turgid period dramas. Give up? Yeah, thought so. Doesn't say much for the fairer sex, does it?

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