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Review: Little Fockers

Posted by Rob at 16:38 on 26 Dec 2010
Little Fockers
Don't be fooled, the Focker sprogs appear merely as an excuse to make the title sound rude and to fuel a few recycled gags. Little Fockers is otherwise business as usual: good ol' family feudin' whilst Bob De Niro piles another layer of dirt onto the coffin that is his dying career. And for giggles, he drags Harvey Keitel down with him. Martin Scorsese must be very disappointed.

New red-band Machete trailer features stabbing, swearing, tits

Posted by Ali at 23:23 on 23 Jul 2010
New red-band Machete trailer features stabbing, swearing, tits
Come to Mexico, they said!

Review: The Killer Inside Me

Posted by Christopher at 20:37 on 09 Jun 2010
The Killer Inside Me
Stepping out into the broad daylight of a summer's afternoon after watching The Killer Inside Me, Michael Winterbottom's entry into the film noir canon, proves a grotesquely incongruous affair. The joy has gone from my life now.

Kubrick's ghost urges you to see The Killer Inside Me

Posted by Matt at 16:48 on 25 May 2010
Kubrick's ghost urges you to see The Killer Inside Me
Even dead genius filmmakers are swayed by the sight of Jessica Alba in a bra. And now you will be too, thanks to a new trailer and poster.

Machete trailer es muy bueno!

Posted by Ali at 22:34 on 05 May 2010
Machete trailer es muy bueno!
Robert Rodriguez presents... the real trailer for the full-length movie of the fake trailer for Machete. Happy Cinco De Mayo! (I think that's like the Mexican "May the 4th be with you").

Wow. Awesome trailer for Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me

Posted by Ali at 23:31 on 05 Nov 2009
Wow. Awesome trailer for Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me
Every once in a while, a trailer comes along and knocks me sideways. Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me is one such trailer. Also, it has Jessica Alba getting spanked, but that's not why I like it. Honest.

Jessica Alba is a Little Focker

Posted by Ali at 19:48 on 30 Sep 2009
Jessica Alba is a Little Focker
Sexy actress cast in unnecessary sequel news of the day.

Fox to reboot Fantastic Four

Posted by Ali at 17:15 on 01 Sep 2009
Fox to reboot Fantastic Four
Time was a reboot used to mean a second shot at a failed franchise - a chance to put things right a la Hulk. So what exactly was wrong with Fantastic Four's $600 million plus box-office takings first time around?

Pics: Jessica Alba on Machete set

Posted by Ali at 15:21 on 24 Aug 2009
Pics: Jessica Alba on Machete set
Set pics just in of Jessica Alba on the set of Robert Rodriguez's B-movie Machete. Above you can see Jessica trying to dehydrate Danny Trejo's face with the power of her mind.

Review: The Eye

Posted by Ali at 00:28 on 02 May 2008
The Eye
"I see dead people." Nine years after The Sixth Sense and people are still trying to pull the same old shit. As far as modern horror clichés go, it's up there with "It was all a dream!" and "She's been dead for ten years!" Nonetheless, the old corpse-spotting hook has worked to varying effects over the years; some good (uh... g...
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