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Wow. Awesome trailer for Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me

Posted by Ali at 23:31 on 05 Nov 2009
Wow. Awesome trailer for Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me
Every once in a while, a trailer comes along and knocks me sideways. Michael Winterbottom's The Killer Inside Me is one such trailer. Also, it has Jessica Alba getting spanked, but that's not why I like it. Honest.

Jessica Alba is a Little Focker

Posted by Ali at 19:48 on 30 Sep 2009
Jessica Alba is a Little Focker
Sexy actress cast in unnecessary sequel news of the day.

Fox to reboot Fantastic Four

Posted by Ali at 17:15 on 01 Sep 2009
Fox to reboot Fantastic Four
Time was a reboot used to mean a second shot at a failed franchise - a chance to put things right a la Hulk. So what exactly was wrong with Fantastic Four's $600 million plus box-office takings first time around?

Pics: Jessica Alba on Machete set

Posted by Ali at 15:21 on 24 Aug 2009
Pics: Jessica Alba on Machete set
Set pics just in of Jessica Alba on the set of Robert Rodriguez's B-movie Machete. Above you can see Jessica trying to dehydrate Danny Trejo's face with the power of her mind.

Review: The Eye

Posted by Ali at 00:28 on 02 May 2008
The Eye
"I see dead people." Nine years after The Sixth Sense and people are still trying to pull the same old shit. As far as modern horror clichés go, it’s up there with "It was all a dream!" and "She’s been dead for ten years!" Nonetheless, the old corpse-spotting hook has worked to varying effects over the years; some good (uh… giv...

Review: FANTASTIC FOUR

Posted by Ben at 20:34 on 25 Jul 2005
FANTASTIC FOUR
Fantastic Four is unlucky enough to be this summer’s second super-hero origin story - following Batman Begins is a lot to live up to. Comparing like for like, it doesn’t have a chance. Replace Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Gary Oldman, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson and Katie Holmes with Ioan Gruffudd, Michael Chiklis, Jessica Alb...

Review: SIN CITY

Posted by Pand at 23:40 on 19 Apr 2005
SIN CITY
Sin City is the latest attempt to bring a successful comic to the big screen, and damn, if it isn’t the yardstick that all future movies following this route should take. It’s not so much a movie of a comic as the comic itself in movie form. Robert Rodriguez and author Frank Miller, together with “guest director” Quentin Taranti...