Megan Fox
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Posted by
Ali at 22:05 on 21 Nov 2009
Why? Because Michael Bay is saying he won't. Oh Michael, you are such a master of deception!
Posted by
Ali at 21:11 on 08 Nov 2009
Recently I
spoke of the lack of prominent female figures in the movie industry. Well, here are three on the same film. First, you have director Karyn Kusama of
Aeon Flux and Girlfight fame. Penning the script is Oscar-winning scribe du jour Diablo Cody, hot off
Juno. Then, most prominent of all, you have star and full-time erection facilitator Megan Fox, who's somehow become the hottest property in female film – and even she'd be first to admit she's no idea why.
Posted by
Ali at 20:09 on 01 Oct 2009
It was a toss-up between a picture of shiny robot cars or Megan Fox for this picture. The shiny robot cars won.
Posted by
Ali at 19:54 on 20 Sep 2009
Hollywood producer #1: "If only there was some way to promote our movie, which features Megan Fox playing a cheerleader." Hollywood producer #2: [sniffing coke] "Hang on a minute... I've got an idea..."
Posted by
Ali at 00:37 on 13 Aug 2009
Megan Fox, star of the upcoming movie Jennifer's Body and the upcoming dirty dream I'm about to have, has something on her mind: peer pressure. And when Megan talks, we listen.
Posted by
Ali at 23:54 on 12 Jun 2009
It doesn't take a genius to figure out why, out of all the big ass summer blockbusters this year, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen was the one I was least worried about performing. Camp-as-Christmas Hugh Jackman trying and failing to unleash his inner animal? Cringe. Christian Bale's CHAN CANNAR trying to avoid termination at...
Posted by
Ali at 12:02 on 04 Oct 2008
Toby Young is an asshole. His memoir, How To Lose Friends And Alienate People, is a self-penned documentation of the Brit writer's total lack of class and charm, following his disastrous stint at hoity-toity society magazine Vanity Fair in the late '90s. While overseas, Young systematically managed to insult, repel and repulse t...
Posted by
Ali at 23:03 on 23 Jul 2007
So here we are: the year's biggest tentpole movie has arrived and the hype could not be any bigger or nerdier. Grown men have been reduced to gibbering, pre-pubescent wrecks, muttering about Autobots and Decepticons while their girlfriends can only look on in bemusement (males not lucky enough to have a partner have meanwhile be...