Megan Fox almost definitely being killed off in Transformers 3

Why? Because Michael Bay is saying he won't. Oh Michael, you are such a master of deception!

Review: Jennifer's Body

Recently I spoke of the lack of prominent female figures in the movie industry. Well, here are three on the same film. First, you have director Karyn Kusama of Aeon Flux and Girlfight fame. Penning the script is Oscar-winning scribe du jour Diablo Cody, hot off Juno. Then, most prominent of all, you have star and full-time erection facilitator Megan Fox, who's somehow become the hottest property in female film – and even she'd be first to admit she's no idea why.

Michael Bay starts on Transformers 3

It was a toss-up between a picture of shiny robot cars or Megan Fox for this picture. The shiny robot cars won.

Megan Fox is attractive

Hollywood producer #1: "If only there was some way to promote our movie, which features Megan Fox playing a cheerleader." Hollywood producer #2: [sniffing coke] "Hang on a minute... I've got an idea..."

Megan Fox's Jennifer's Body PSA

Megan Fox, star of the upcoming movie Jennifer's Body and the upcoming dirty dream I'm about to have, has something on her mind: peer pressure. And when Megan talks, we listen.

Review: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

It doesn't take a genius to figure out why, out of all the big ass summer blockbusters this year, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen was the one I was least worried about performing. Camp-as-Christmas Hugh Jackman trying and failing to unleash his inner animal? Cringe. Christian Bale's CHAN CANNAR trying to avoid termination at...

Review: How To Lose Friends And Alienate People

Toby Young is an asshole. His memoir, How To Lose Friends And Alienate People, is a self-penned documentation of the Brit writer's total lack of class and charm, following his disastrous stint at hoity-toity society magazine Vanity Fair in the late '90s. While overseas, Young systematically managed to insult, repel and repulse t...

Review: Transformers

So here we are: the year's biggest tentpole movie has arrived and the hype could not be any bigger or nerdier. Grown men have been reduced to gibbering, pre-pubescent wrecks, muttering about Autobots and Decepticons while their girlfriends can only look on in bemusement (males not lucky enough to have a partner have meanwhile be...