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Films on TV round-up: Licence to Spiel(berg)
TV Feature | Matt Looker | 18th September 2011
FACT: films on TV are better than films on DVD. All they take is a simple remote click as opposed to going to all the trouble of inserting a disc, and they often come with those handy loo breaks, which in no way disrupt narrative flow.
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New promotional picture for Mission Impossible 4 poorly timed
Movie News | Ali | 8th August 2011
Note to Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol's PR team: today probably wasn't the best day to release a still of your character wearing that garment of clothing standing in front of that environment.
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Dun dun DUN-DUN, dun dun DUN-DUN, diddle-derrrrr, diddle-derrrrr...
Movie Trailer | Ali | 29th June 2011
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to use exactly that phrase without looking like a dick when writing about the Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol trailer. Your dignity will self-destruct in 5, 4...
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Jeremy Renner chooses to accept he's Mission: Impossible
Movie News | Matt | 26th November 2010
Jeremy Renner has confirmed that he is to replace Tom Cruise as the lead star of all future Mission: Impossible films. And all he had to do to get the gig is sacrifice his first-born to the alien scientology god Xarthu and promise never to speak to his own family ever again.
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Top Gun 2: Homoerotic Boogaloo may be happening
Movie News | Matt | 14th October 2010
To be fair, that sequel subtitle is just a rumour at the moment. Started by me.
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Sawyer out of being in Lost joining cast of Mission Impossible IV
Movie News | Ali | 28th September 2010
The cast of Mission Impossible IV is really coming together. Days after Dragon Tattoo journo Michael Nyqvist was cast as the baddie, lovable Lost rogue Josh Holloway has joined Team IMF.
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Jeremy Renner is Tom Cruise's protege in Mission: Impossible 4
Movie News | Ali | 26th August 2010
In entirely unrelated news, Jeremy Renner has joined the Church of Scientology. "I pledge to donate all my future wages to the almighty Xenu," droned Renner, his eyeballs as black as night.
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Knight And Day
Movie Review | Zach | 7th August 2010
You can't help but worry about generic summer action films like Knight And Day; not because goofball Tom Cruise is the lead, but because nearly every funny or action-packed moment from the trailer passes within the first 25 minutes of the film. But don't worry - there must be something to carry the plot for the next hour and a half, right? Er, right?
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Mission Impossible: this franchise will self-reboot in 5... 4... 3...
Movie News | Ali | 13th July 2010
Because people only like seeing young people act in movies (fact), the Mission Impossible franchise looks like it's getting a reboot, elbowing old fogey Tom Cruise into a mentor role.
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Tom Cruise gets a Les Grossman spin-off movie
Movie News | Matt | 11th June 2010
Because if a 2-minute cameo is funny, a 90-minute version of the same thing must be hilarious. That's not opinion - that's science.
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