|Starring||Johnny Depp, Eva Green, Bella Heathcote, Michelle Pfeiffer, Chloe Grace Moretz, Helena Bonham Carter|
|Release||11 MAY (US) 11 MAY (UK) Certificate 12A|
But then the aimless plotting still feels like a hangover from the source material. Just like any soap opera, this film suffers from a lack of direction; for much of the running time, it doesn’t seem like the story is getting anywhere, and most of the scenes don’t feel like they are advancing the plot in any way. It's only a horribly rushed ending that will prevent you from thinking that you should return to the cinema at the same time three days a week for forever to watch the continuing adventures of this misfit family.
In other ways, however, the soap opera theme works. Tim Burton subtly plays with daytime TV framing and blocking to imitate the over-the-top style for more melodramatic dialogue scenes. And Eva Green makes for a great long-standing villainess, playing a witch in love with Depp's Barnabas with wide-eyed stalker crazy that would be chilling if it wasn’t so brilliantly exaggerated.
In many ways, it's a shame that this is a film and not the start of an unconventional new mini-series – all the ingredients are here except a story fit to be told in two hours. As a result, it's an uncomfortable mix of comedy and drama, that pokes fun at a vampire while simultaneously trying to present him as seriously conflicted; we are then asked to root for a comic creation who is supposed to be deeply in love but who kills innocent people and has sex with other characters. The rest of the cast are mostly left on the sidelines, with Moretz in particular playing her least likeable character to date as moody teen Carolyn.
Dark Shadows really is just a mixed bag of chuckles and drama that never really gets the balance quite right. It's too comical to portray Barnabus' anguish, too 'soap'-y to feel like a single contained film and far, far too sexy to be a 12A (a blowjob gag? Really?). There's a lot of charm in the film, which is boosted by a rather excellent timely soundtrack (even if an Alice Cooper cameo stretches the limit of what you'll tolerate in a film), but, as we've already seen from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory and Alice In Wonderland, Tim Burton just can't get by on good looks and Johnny Depp's charisma any more.
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