Movie trailer round-up: Thor, small dogs and evil beards

I'm back! And after three weeks off, I have never felt more out of touch with movie news. Did you guys know they're making a new Bourne movie? Without Matt Damon? Mental.
Thor fights Koreans in the new Red Dawn remake. How do Marvel get away with this shit?


Eric Bana probably only signed on for shrugworthy thriller Deadfall when he saw that Olivia Wilde was attached. That's got to be worth buying a pair of snow shoes for.


Guns. Small dogs. Sam Rockwell. Seven Psychopaths can't fail to be HILARIOUS.


Channing Tatum continues his world domination with 10 Years, in which he has now grown so powerful, he sports an evil beard.


I'm including this international trailer for Looper just to have another reason to show another trailer for Looper, one of the last exciting films to look forward to this year.


Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire director Mike Newell rehires a bunch of Harry Potter actors for this adaptation of Dickens classic Great Expectations. There's Ralph Fiennes, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane... Um, H_____ Grainger...


Homosexuality and drug addiction spells lots of festival acclaim for Keep The Lights On.


For Ellen looks like a really sweet, affecting HOLY SHIT THAT'S NAPOLEON DYNAMITE UNDER THAT FACIAL HAIR


This red-band trailer for End Of Watch looks just like the last trailer but with some swears added and that's it. These red-band trailers would be more effective if they were graded by the shade of red. This one is a cerise-band trailer, but add some tits and blood and it could be classified 'burgundy'.


Fuck, I've been away for three weeks and apparently ParaNorman still hasn't been released.


And finally, this trailer for Stage Fright is so confusing, I lost track of what's real, what's supposed to be real and what's supposed to be a film within the film so I just pressed 'stop' and went back to catching up on K-Stew and R-Patz gossip. What a bitch, eh? My belief in true love has been shaken to its very core.