New red-band Machete trailer features stabbing, swearing, tits

Come to Mexico, they said!

While I'm still not sold on the idea of a cheap fake B-movie trailer being made into an expensive real A-movie, Machete looks like being a fun hour with change. This is probably the best trailer so far, featuring all the disembowlings and dismemberment you know I love so much.

The only thing missing from the trailer was mention of Lindsay Lohan. Could it be that Lohan is now such a non-entity, even a joke movie about a rampaging Mexican doesn't want to be associated with her? Yes. There's your answer, professor.