New trailer for Twilight: Eclipse


25th April 2010

Vampires! Werewolves! Romance! Forlorn glances! Contact lenses! Wigs! Hair gel! Trees! Fields! Running! T-shirts! War?

I'm not going to beat on the Twilight saga (much) because it does exactly what it sets out to do: divorce idiot emo teens from their pocket money. If I was a girl and I was eleven - and despite what my Bebo profile says, I am not these things - I daresay I'd have an R-Patz poster on my wall. Also, I'd know what an R-Patz was.

The new trailer for The Twilight Saga - Eclipse, to give it its fancy, hyphenated official name, is below. Sure, it has vampires and werewolves, and vampires fighting werewolves. But if you ask me, it's a waste of time pretending there's going to be any decent action. The CG wolves are terrible and the vampires are pasty gays. I've seen more hardcore fights in the queue for Keane tickets.

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