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Takers trailer brightened up by Anakin Skywalker's silly hat

Ali

9th June 2010

Hey you, actor! Have you realised you're committed to appearing in a shitty heist flick and it's too late to back out? Fuck it: wear a stupid little hat and everything will work itself out.

Everything about Takers just screams 'average', except it looks so bland an MOR, it wouldn't even scream; it'd just mutter quietly and stand in the corner until someone asked if it was okay. It's basically The Losers, only they're even bigger losers than The Losers. Takers? Better than being givers, I guess.

Anyway, at least diddy Darth looks like he's having fun. I've seen men on Death Row show more enthusiasm. And better dress sense.

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