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The most visually offensive movie poster of all time
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27th August 2011
Brilliant. Now my central nervous system has shut down. Well that's just great.
Stop the press: I just found the most visually offensive movie poster ever made. It's a Russian version of the poster for A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy, starring Jason Sudeikis and various other US comedians.
First, for contrast, here's the original American one-sheet. It's pretty bland and forgettable, but it's not likely to cause any seizures.
Now here's the Russian version. Prepare your anus.
Feeling zen? Okay, let's brave ourselves and go in for a second look.
A BLOW-UP TURTLE.
PIZZA AND BEER AND A TRAFFIC CONE.
What the hell kind of orgy is this? The first thing I do before group sex is have a clear-out, but how am I supposed to take a dump if the toilet is full of goddamn crisps? This doesn't bode well for the orgy, I'd think.
Not having seen the movie, these may well be crucial elements to the plot, but I'm guessing not - they're far more likely to be graphics that were sat in some Russian graphic designer's 'Яandom' folder just taking up hard drive space. When else was he going to use his cut-out of a cowboy hat with darts sticking out of it?
Maybe this fictional Russian designer I've just invented has an equally insane boss. DAMMIT, IT NEEDS MORE CRISPS, he'd say. Poor guy's just trying to earn a living. It's the only logical explanation.
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