Amber Heard

Competition: Win The Ward on DVD

Hey stupid, do you want a free DVD? You do? Then enter this competition, idiot! Finally, my new superliminal approach to blogging yields results!

Grrrrrr! Win Drive Angry on DVD

It's out on DVD today, but if you're a horrible, poor hobo without a penny to your name, you can win one of three copies of Drive Angry on DVD. Maybe you can sell them for crack if you win!

Review: Drive Angry 3D

Remember when I said the 101 reasons to love Nicolas Cage feature would be the last thing we did on Nicolas Cage this week? I lied.

John Carpenter's still got it

Good news? John Carpenter is making movies again. Bad news? Prepare for possibly the worst trailer of the ENTIRE YEAR so far.

Review: Zombieland

By now, every good movie nerd knows that it's not easy to strike the perfect balance between humour and horror, and the list of films that do it well is depressingly short. Well, now you can add Zombieland to the list.

Review: Pineapple Express

"Dude... we should, like, make a movie about a couple of potheads. They witness a murder and, like, go on the run and are chased by bent cops and shit... then at the end, we give them loads of guns and they blow loads of shit up. It'd fucking rock... Pass the bong, dude." The stoner comedy: a movie usually conceived on drugs, fi...

Review: All The Boys Love Mandy Lane

The teen slasher market is so damn saturated these days, you'd better have a hook if you want to catch my attention. It's clear from minute one that All The Boys Love Mandy Lane has nothing in its corner apart from an unfeasibly attractive lead in Amber Heard. Apparently the Weinsteins sliced and diced this picture over a year a...