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Review: X-Men: Days Of Future Past

Posted by Matt Looker at 09:00 on 13 May 2014
X-Men: Days Of Future Past
Have you seen all of the X-Men films? Including the First Class prequel and both Wolverine movies? AND all of the mid-credits and post-credits stings that were tagged on to the end? Good. Then you may proceed. Welcome to X-Men: Retcon. I hope you've been paying attention.

Review: Frank

Posted by Ed Williamson at 15:15 on 09 May 2014
Frank
For all you hear about makers of independent film having now migrated to TV, you still get some belters. In just the last fortnight we've had the masterfully tense revenge thriller Blue Ruin and now Frank, a gleefully nuts music movie based on Jon Ronson's experiences playing keyboards for Frank Sidebottom. When you can convince a star like Michael Fassbender to wear a huge fake plastic head for a role, you can probably say with some certainty that indie film's not dead yet.

Eight astonishing things on the new X-Men: Days Of Future Past poster

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:10 on 24 Mar 2014
Eight astonishing things on the new X-Men: Days Of Future Past poster
The X-Men don't historically have a lot of luck when it comes to cool poster designs - who could forget 9/3/11? - and that trend continues with this mental new one-sheet for X-Men: Days Of Future Past. Featuring: ALL OF THE THINGS.

Observations on Cormac McCarthy's screenplay for The Counsellor

Posted by Ali Gray at 07:30 on 19 Nov 2013
Observations on Cormac McCarthy's screenplay for The Counsellor
It has been 10 days since I saw The Counsellor, and despite it being an obviously flawed, frustrating film, there's something about it that clings to your subconscious, like recalling the remnants of a nightmare in the cold light of day. Ridley Scott's editor is clearly a goddamn American hero, because he was tasked with cutting down Cormac McCarthy's insanely verbose script for the screen; now, having read McCarthy's original, complete screenplay, I'm happy to share with you a few things I've noticed when comparing page to film.

Review: The Counsellor

Posted by Ed Williamson at 08:00 on 14 Nov 2013
The Counsellor
'Exciting on paper' is a bit of an oxymoron. Nothing's exciting on paper. Books aren't exciting, unless you throw them at passing cars to make them crash. Cormac McCarthy is a man who writes these so-called 'books', and he's said to be very good at it. And so The Counsellor, his first original screenplay, with a first-rate director and cast, is tremendously exciting on paper. Trouble is, paper and film are very different things.

Aha! 2013's weirdest cameo revealed

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:00 on 08 Nov 2013
Aha! 2013's weirdest cameo revealed
So there I was watching The Counsellor, balls deep into Cormac McCarthy territory and attempting to decipher the reams of dialogue being exchanged between Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender, when who should appear but Linton Travel Tavern's very own receptionist Susan aka I'm Alan Partridge actress Barbara Durkin. I should also mention the scene took place in a travel tavern, although there weren't any upset zombies around. Odd.

Magneto's guide to picking up women, lesson #1: Chat-up lines

Posted by Ali Gray at 07:30 on 30 Oct 2013


Next week: Professor X on how to really get inside a woman's head.

Sex addiction: Hollywood edition

Posted by Ali Gray at 15:30 on 01 Oct 2013
Sex addiction: Hollywood edition
This week sees the release of Thanks For Sharing, a movie about the ceaseless grip of sex addiction. Not that you'd know from its poster.

Just Fass, Portman and a lizardman shooting Malick's new film, no biggie

Posted by Ali at 10:00 on 12 Oct 2012
Just Fass, Portman and a lizardman shooting Malick's new film, no biggie
Nothing to see here, move along. (More pics at the Mail).

Christopher Plummer and Michael Fassbender are totesballs related

Posted by Ali at 15:00 on 18 Jun 2012
Christopher Plummer and Michael Fassbender are totesballs related
Mrs Fassbender has some explaining to do. (Comparison via reddit).
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