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When movies and pop music collide

Posted by Ali at 11:45 on 12 May 2012
When movies and pop music collide
R.I.P. Lee Latchford-Evans and the fat one. (Goofy Prometheus set picture, courtesy of PrometheusForum.net via Reddit)

Prometheus virals cross the line into 'actually genuinely disturbing'

Posted by Ali at 15:30 on 03 May 2012


Warning: fucking horrifying audio death scene revealed by Prometheus viral. Could be considered a spoiler if you're blind. (via Bleeding Cool)

Prometheus viral: Fassbot will see to your every need (*winks*)

Posted by Ali at 14:00 on 17 Apr 2012


Another Prometheus viral. Happy birthday, David!

Prepare ALL the awards: The Counselor is coming

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 23 Feb 2012
Prepare ALL the awards: The Counselor is coming
Move over, Despicable Me 2 3D - I have a new favourite film of 2013. Michael Fassbender officially joins Ridley Scott and Cormac McCarthy's The Counselor: time to board the BADASS MOTHERFUCKER express.

Review: Haywire

Posted by Ali at 15:45 on 06 Jan 2012
Haywire
Honestly, I question whether anyone involved is really taking Haywire completely seriously. This is Steven Soderbergh in experimentation mode; an auteur director making a stripped-down, amped-up action movie, just to see if he can. It features a stellar cast, all of whom are slumming it to some degree, except of course for MMA fighter and lead actress Gina Carano, whose best is – in the nicest way possible – still some way beneath everyone else's. I'd recommend you approach Haywire with a similar air of detachment – expect nothing less than a slick, short, snappy revenge flick and you won't be disappointed.

Tease is served: Fox finally release full Prometheus trailer

Posted by Ali at 12:00 on 23 Dec 2011
Tease is served: Fox finally release full Prometheus trailer
Following a week of pointless teaser trailers for the teaser trailer, 20th Century Fox have finally released the full trailer for Ridley Scott's Prometheus. So, you like teasing, huh? Well, two can play at that game.

Review: #LFF: Shame

Posted by Ali at 22:55 on 20 Oct 2011
#LFF: Shame
My uptake of films from the London Film Festival has been pretty slow so far – curse you, day job! – but with Shame marking another notch on my metaphorical bedpost, I'm three for three for excellent movies so far. If I were a Radio 1 DJ, I might describe it as "a non-stop hit parade of massive club bangers", but I'm not, so I'll just say I've seen three cracking films in a row, and hooray for that.

Trailer for Michael Fassbender's Shame, aka Sir Nobs-A-Lot

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 16 Oct 2011
Trailer for Michael Fassbender's Shame, aka Sir Nobs-A-Lot
In X-Men: First Class his special ability was attracting metal; now in sex drama Shame, Michael Fassbender is a full-time fanny magnet.

Prometheus looks... uhh... (*runs*)

Posted by Ali at 12:00 on 26 Jul 2011
Prometheus looks... uhh... (*runs*)
Amazing first official still from Ridley Scott's eagerly anticipated Alien prequel, starring the hottest cast in Hollywood and written by one of the most in-demand scribes in the business. Your hopes: lift them higher!

Boffo corner: Trailer for David Cronenberg's A Dangerous Method

Posted by Ali at 22:56 on 21 Jun 2011
Boffo corner: Trailer for David Cronenberg's A Dangerous Method
Look at us, talking about serious films like a proper, respected publication. This time it's David Cronenberg's new film, A Dangerous Method. Don't worry, it has spanking in it too.
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