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New Expendables trailer is taking names; kicking of ass to come later

Posted by Ali at 21:29 on 04 Jun 2010
New Expendables trailer is taking names; kicking of ass to come later
The new trailer for The Expendables is basically just a list of the entire cast. But when your cast has this many badasses per square inch, I'd say it's entirely appropriate.

Stallone: "Rambo is done"

Posted by Ali at 21:06 on 26 Apr 2010
Stallone: "Rambo is done"
Sylvester Stallone has revealed that Rambo is finally in retirement: he's officially too old for that shit.

The Expendables trailer: let's play spot the cliche with Sly!

Posted by Ali at 23:30 on 31 Mar 2010
The Expendables trailer: let's play spot the cliche with Sly!
Stallone! Schwarzenegger! Willis! Statham! Explosions! Testosterone! Exclamation marks!!!!

Stallone: Rocky doesn't do quitting

Posted by Ali at 12:23 on 25 Oct 2009
Stallone: Rocky doesn't do quitting
With well-received returns for Rocky and Rambo in the can and a sci-fi-ish sequel for the latter planned for next year, Sylvester Stallone has confirmed he'll begin work on Rocky VII for 2010.

Expendables promo hits the net

Posted by Matt at 23:04 on 14 Oct 2009
Expendables promo hits the net
Prepare to be doused in testosterone and riddled with bullets and one-liners – a promo for Sly Stallone's The Expendables has appeared online and, judging from this footage, we're all gonna get our eyes kicked off.

Stallone remaking Death Wish; has fitting peanut butter analogy

Posted by Ali at 21:50 on 01 Oct 2009
Stallone remaking Death Wish; has fitting peanut butter analogy
Spurred on by the popularity of his Get Carter remake in Opposite Land, Sylvester Stallone will possibly maybe begin work on a remake of Charles Bronson's Death Wish. This ain't over.

Rambo 5 goes sci-fi

Posted by Ali at 11:36 on 05 Sep 2009
Rambo 5 goes sci-fi
Earlier this week, the trades reported that a fifth Rambo movie was in production. What they failed to report on was that a) the movie will contain sci-fi elements, and b) Sylvester Stallone is totally fucking insane.

Review: Rambo

Posted by Mark at 23:17 on 26 Feb 2008
Rambo
Rambo is better than Rambo: First Blood Part II, and Rambo III. Which is kind of like saying being punched in the face until you black out is better than having your foot sawn off by a hedgetrimmer. Rambo is The Blacksploitation Flick of the Noughties. Twenty years after the monumentally stupid Rambo III (dedicated to the freedo...