Will Smith

A lament on the lost art of the rap-based movie tie-in

There are many things I dislike about the state of modern cinema (3D, digital piracy, Shia LaBeouf), but the other week I realised we've lost something I truly loved: the blockbuster rap theme song.

Will Smith is kind of an asshat

Commoners stumbled on to the set of Men In Black 3 and photographed Will Smith's gigantic trailer. It has a veranda.

Will Smith Jr joins new M Night ShyamaLOL sci-fi movie

It's called The Littlest Arsebender. Not really. That was childish.

Will Smith to be Fresh President in Independence Day sequels

Roland Emmerich has been talking up his return to the Independence Day franchise and has dropped a couple of barely susceptible hints that Will Smith might have finally got into The White House.

Alas, Smith and Jones come back for Men in Black 3D

Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones are set to star in Men in Black 3D. Someone get me one of those memory-eraser silver pens - I have a feeling I'm going to need it.

Will Smith goes full retard

Failing to take fellow black man Sgt. Osiris' advice, Will Smith is to dip his toe in retard pond in an adaptation of Flowers For Algernon. Stupid is as stupid does, but it ain't half as stupid as Bad Boys 3, so carry on.

Warning: Men In Black III incoming

Aww hell no. Rumours of a third Men In Black movie are indeed true; work has begun on a script. Where do we get hold of those memory neutralisers again?

Bad Boys 3 is gonna come for you

Climb down off that ledge, Martin Lawrence - all is not lost! News has arrived that Bad Boys 3 is in the offing, which means you can help to revive pal Will Smith's flagging career with your huge box office appeal.

Hancock 2 writers hired

It was one of last year's most underrated blockbusters, but Hancock is getting a sequel whether you like it or not (you racist). Two chaps have been given the task of writing the words, in the right order.

Review: Hancock

Holy shit, Batman! An original superhero story! No stigma attached; no fanboy preconceptions; no bitching about bad casting; no in-built audience to pander to. Just an honest to Zod, original idea for a film about a superhero that's not ripped from the pages of a comic or a TV show or a website or a painting or a dirty limerick....