Will Smith goes full retard

Failing to take fellow black man Sgt. Osiris' advice, Will Smith is to dip his toe in retard pond in an adaptation of Flowers For Algernon. Stupid is as stupid does, but it ain't half as stupid as Bad Boys 3, so carry on.

Warning: Men In Black III incoming

Aww hell no. Rumours of a third Men In Black movie are indeed true; work has begun on a script. Where do we get hold of those memory neutralisers again?

Bad Boys 3 is gonna come for you

Climb down off that ledge, Martin Lawrence – all is not lost! News has arrived that Bad Boys 3 is in the offing, which means you can help to revive pal Will Smith's flagging career with your huge box office appeal.

Hancock 2 writers hired

It was one of last year's most underrated blockbusters, but Hancock is getting a sequel whether you like it or not (you racist). Two chaps have been given the task of writing the words, in the right order.

Review: Hancock

Holy shit, Batman! An original superhero story! No stigma attached; no fanboy preconceptions; no bitching about bad casting; no in-built audience to pander to. Just an honest to Zod, original idea for a film about a superhero that’s not ripped from the pages of a comic or a TV show or a website or a painting or a dirty limerick....

Review: I Am Legend

There are two Will Smiths in this world. One is an actor of surprising depth and ability; he makes films like Six Degrees Of Separation, Ali and The Pursuit of Happyness. The other is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air; he makes films like Bad Boys, Independence Day, Men in Black and any other number of wise-cracking action hero eyewip...

Review: HITCH

Seeing as he made his name as the happy-go-lucky Fresh Prince, it’s perhaps rather odd that we don’t see Will Smith starring in more romantic comedies like Hitch. He’s done the bio thing with Ali, the action thing with Bad Boys and I, Robot and even the serious, ‘I’m an actor’ thing with Six Degrees of Separation. It’s a given...

Review: BAD BOYS II

If there are two black actors who need a hit at the moment, they’re Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Will Smith has unfortunately never lived up to the promise he showed in Michael Mann’s Ali, and found himself content with dross like Men In Black 2. Martin Lawrence needs an altogether different kind of hit ie. a punch in the d...

Review: JERSEY GIRL

When was the first time you ever heard Jason Mewes yell the immortal line ‘Snoochie Boochies’? Five years ago? Ten? Funny, wasn’t it? And that same unmistakable patois continued to be funny down the line, through five whole movies, but each and every time you heard it, the novelty began to wear thinner. Pretty soon, it only...