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Review: 300: Rise Of An Empire

Posted by Becky Suter at 17:30 on 05 Mar 2014
300: Rise Of An Empire
"THIS! IS! SPARTA!" Or rather, "THIS! IS! THE! AEGEAN SEA!" as the next chapter of the pumped-up fight fest that was 300 moves the action to a fresh – and very wet – battlefield. Set during the same timeline of the suicidal Spartans' clash at the Hot Gates, director Noam Murro (with previous 300 helmer Zack Snyder producing) presents the slightly less-exciting but still fun Battle of Artemisium that takes place almost exclusively at sea. Caution: the first two rows may get wet.

I'll be cack: new Terminator movie will be animated, 3D, lame

Posted by Ali at 18:54 on 13 Aug 2010
I'll be cack: new Terminator movie will be animated, 3D, lame
If McG's Salvation saw the Terminator franchise lowered into molten lead, this news is the T-1000 flipping us off before dying forever.

Moses: The Movie, 300-style

Posted by Ali at 22:12 on 13 Oct 2009
Moses: The Movie, 300-style
Fox are retelling Bible stories on the big screen, starting with the story of Moses, reimagined in the style of Zack Snyder's 300. You'll have to watch it... Fox commands you. (*YYYEEAAAAAAHHHH!")

Review: 300

Posted by Ali at 14:41 on 24 Mar 2007
I used to think I had a penis until I saw 300. Once in a while, a movie comes along that's so extraordinarily butch, it makes even the most pumped-up gym-jockeys look like spaghetti-armed girls. 300 is so manly, if I was to re-write this article, it would take up the top 15 slots all by itself. If you step back and view 300 f...
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