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Missing space blamed for District3 X-Factor exit
TV News | Ed Williamson | 12th November 2012
The utter lunacy of District3 being called District3 and not District 3 has been widely cited as the cause of the group's departure from The X-Factor on Sunday.
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HM Prison Service to pilot Downton-inspired 'Jolly Nice Gaols'
TV News | Ed Williamson | 22nd October 2012
The prison in which Bates is serving his time in Downton Abbey is so wonderfully nice and cosy that HM Prison Service is to trial a new facility based on it, a spokesperson has confirmed.
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Sunday viewing figures reveal Broken Britain
TV News | Ed Williamson | 8th October 2012
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X Factor judges "will definitely take in homeless guy, just not right now"
TV News | Ed Williamson | 18th September 2012
When X Factor auditionee Robbie Hance announced he was homeless, the sympathy on the judges' faces was there for all to see. Later on, a producer came up with the brilliant idea that he could move in with one of them: an idea they all loved in theory.
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See how you bloody like it, US Downton Abbey fans told
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 12th September 2012
American fans moaning about having to wait till January to watch series three of Downton Abbey have been roundly encouraged by British viewers to pour themselves a nice tall glass of shut-the-hell-up juice.
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Careers advice: being on X Factor or chimney sweeping?
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 29th August 2012
Chimney sweep Kye Sones (real name Kye Sones) wowed X Factor judges and audiences alike this weekend with his rendition of a thing by someone or other. But would he be better off sticking to the brushes? We found out. Well, we made up some evidence and then pretended to find it out.
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The terrible crimes of Mark Austin
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 6th August 2012
Mark Austin: a man with a chilling criminal history, now fronting his own show for ITV. Ban this sick filth.
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Dixon: BBC defection down to "culture of cruelty"
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 23rd July 2012
Football pundit Lee Dixon today fired a bitter parting shot at his former BBC colleagues, exposing a culture of beatings, spitting and devil-worship.
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ITV2 mulls over further Olly Murs vehicles
TV News | Ed Williamson | 30th April 2012
With ratings for its documentary series Life on Murs falling, ITV2 has been considering options for a new format, according to a leaked memo.
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Digital Spy trend: people who want to be on Downton Abbey
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 19th April 2012
Every bugger and their dog wants to be on Downton Abbey, according to Digital Spy. We rounded them up and, well, just looked at them for a bit really.
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