Pirates Of The Caribbean
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Posted by
Ben at 07:00 on 15 Jul 2011
So Johnny Depp is in talks to play Jack Sparrow once again for more hijinks on the high-seas, but what could possibly be in store for Pirates Of The Caribbean next? Let's dredge the bottom of the barrel!
Posted by
Ali at 22:37 on 06 Jul 2011
In news that will surprise precisely nobody, it's been reported that Johnny Depp is in talks to reprise Jack Sparrow for a fifth Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. Because
artistic integrity.
Posted by
Matt at 07:00 on 16 May 2011
Franchises don't usually recover well from a post-trilogy hiatus when coming back for a fourth instalment (I'm looking at you, Indy - and you McClane), but Pirates Of The Caribbean has the added obstacle that each previously released film got progressively worse anyway, ending on a bloated CGI mess of a finale. So has the studio learned its lesson and made a worthy reboot? Of course not – it's utter 'yarrr'se.
Posted by
Ali at 20:29 on 03 May 2011
Who'd have thought the director of musicals like Chicago and Nine would be able to pull off such belting action scenes?
[Editor's note: this is sarcasm. I think I forgot how to use it properly.]
Posted by
Ali at 22:50 on 14 Mar 2011
There's a new Pirates movie coming out, which probably explains this poster for a new Pirates movie. Look closer and you'll see 5 interesting things hidden in it... see? Okay, look
close-lier...
Posted by
Ali at 11:47 on 07 Feb 2011
You want trailers? We got fuckin' trailers. We got big trailers, little trailers, blockbuster trailers, titties in trailers, robot trailers, alien trailers, avenger trailers, cowboy trailers! Just to reiterate:
we got trailers.
Posted by
Ali at 21:12 on 13 Dec 2010
Pirates! Mermaids! Zombies! Lovejoy! Truly, the trailer for Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides has it all. There's even a nob joke!
Posted by
Ali at 21:40 on 11 Feb 2010
The Pirates Of The Caribbean series is set to go on a CRUZ with news that sexy Spanish siren Penelope Cruz will join the cast! CRUZ that girl? It's Penelope Cruz! Time to go on CRUZ control! Hahaha! Right guys?
Posted by
Matt at 15:03 on 21 Sep 2009
Johnny Depp looks set to say 'yo ho...no' to the proposed fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie after news that Disney Chairman Dick Cook has had to stand down/been fired/been made to walk the plank. More forced pirate-related metaphors after the jump.
Posted by
Ali at 12:06 on 12 Sep 2009
Arr, I spy a cash cow ripe fer milkin' on the horizon, matey! The fourth instalment of the Pirates Of The Caribbean franchise is setting sail, with a new subtitle, a release date and a possible storyline. Imagine!