Resident Evil

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Well, this is the worst poster ever

Movie Feature | Ali | 16th August 2012

Some nasty Australian poster designer has ruined the fine legacy of the Resident Evil movies in this atrocious Resident Evil: Retribution one-sheet. What's that? All the films are terrible? Very well then, continue.

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Trailer for Resident Evil 5: the apocalypse, brought to you by Sony

Movie Trailer | Ali | 21st January 2012

Resident Evil: Retribution has a trailer - that's number five, for those keeping count. It's the zombie franchise that JUST WON'T DIE. How does it keep going? Corporate sponsorship, from the looks of it.

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11 worst movie lines of 2010

Movie Feature | Ali | 27th December 2010

You've already seen our list of guilty pleasures from 2010, and with awesomely bad movies comes awesomely bad dire-logue - the lines that drop out of character's mouths like turds out of bumholes. Enjoy!

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Resident Evil 5 to be written by Twits. Er, I mean, Twitter

Movie News | Chris | 14th September 2010

Let's hope there's only 140 characters' worth of dialogue.

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Resident Evil: Afterlife

Movie Review | Ali | 11th September 2010

Muuuhhh. Braaaaiiinnnnss (*chomp chomp*). Muuuhhhhhh. Braaiiiiiinnnsss (*chomp chomp chomp*). And that's just the audience. Not having seen any of Paul WS Anderson's Resident Evil series, the packed auditorium of mouth-breathers, chronic texters and grazing fat-asses chewing popcorn in my ear should have been my first clue to the quality of the movie on offer: it's the very definition of 'switch your brain off' entertainment.

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Resident Evil: Afterlife trailer runs surprisingly low on zombies

Movie Trailer | Ali | 22nd June 2010

I'm no expert, but don't people usually have zombies in their zombie movies? Wait, is that right?

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Resident Evil Afterlife poster: Milla Jovovich Matrixes out a window

Movie News | Ali | 13th June 2010

The fourth (!) Resident Evil movie has a new poster and its heroine has clearly been watching too much Matrix Reloaded. Once is enough.

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Resident Evil getting fourth instalment plus 'reboot'

Movie News | Ali | 8th September 2009

Worried that the Resident Evil franchise is getting a little stale? Don't panic, because writer/producer Paul WS Anderson is planning to reboot it. Right after, um... another sequel.

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