Sex

Bad news for lovers of tits and fish

Oscar-hopeful Piranha 3DD has had its theatrical release canned and is heading straight to DVD, which is terrible news for lovers of trashy horror films but great news for people who hate getting boners in public.

Five actresses who went naked on film (but totally didn't)

The Change-Up is out now, and on the surface, looks like a fairly amiable body-swap comedy. However, within lies a secret that could change the way men masturbate over naked breasts in movies... forever.

11 worst movie lines of 2010

You've already seen our list of guilty pleasures from 2010, and with awesomely bad movies comes awesomely bad dire-logue - the lines that drop out of character's mouths like turds out of bumholes. Enjoy!

Pixar Bravely dumps first female director

Pixar's Brave (originally titled The Bear And The Bow) was to be their first film directed by a woman, but it looks like that might not be the case any longer.

Mr Big says the media killed off the Sex And The City franchise

Good job, the media! Chris Noth has dropped a bombshell on every girl and gay in the world: there will be no more Sex And The City movies. Prepare for the most hilariously misguided quote of the year.

Inevitable news: The Human Centipede has a porn parody

So, you sat through The Human Centipede without batting an eyelid. But can you stomach The Human Sexipede?

Review: Gainsbourg

As I sit back in the surprisingly comfortable chair of my local cinema, I realise there's nobody else in the theatre. I'm drinking a glass of red wine (it's one of those cinemas), I'm occasionally throwing handfuls of Wasabi Peas into my mouth (definitely one of those cinemas), and I'm about to watch the new biopic of serial shagger, Serge Gainsbourg. Things are gonna get pretty self-romantic and fast if another audience member doesn't get ushered in soon.

Review: Sex And The City 2

If you've seen the freaky poster for this movie, that should tell you all you need to know without having to purchase a ticket. This film is plastic, with no heart and very little brain. Fans of the TV series beware; this ill-advised sequel is a major letdown and it makes the first movie look like The Godfather in comparison.

Sex And The City 2 postOH MY GOD

Get your first look at the new poster for Sex And The City 2: Dubai Or Not Dubai. Warning: once seen cannot be unseen.

New Sex And The City 2 trailer

Ohmigod girls, did you see the new Sex And The City trailer? I know! [giggles] I can really relate to it! I am so like Samantha! Every time life gets me down I jet off to Abu Dhabi for a week all expenses paid.