Sex

Proof that Seth MacFarlane's sexism is anything but harmless

Nobody told me it was National Sexism Week. I would have bought a badge or something. First came Seth MacFarlane's boob-centric stint as Oscars host, then everyone piled in to insult a 21-year-old American actress walking down the street for not being as attractive as a comic-book character. I don't know about the rest of you fellas, but I'm feeling pretty ashamed about my own penis right now. Moreso than usual.

If all female movie villains had cleavage like the new Wicked Witch

A new poster for Sam Raimi's Wizard Of Oz prequel adds the one element missing from the classic original: big ol' titties. Suck it Frank L Baum, you idiot.

I saw this and can't unsee it and so now I'm showing it to you

You don't even want to know the chain of events that led to me finding out about the existence of a film called Porndogs. I'm so sorry. (IMDB).

Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?

To the relief of Google-baiters everywhere, SEXY HARRY POTTER star and former TEEN Emma Watson is rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of the racy hit series FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, described by some to contain SEX, HARDCORE FUCKING, BONDAGE, SPANKING and female empowerment.

Bad news for lovers of tits and fish

Oscar-hopeful Piranha 3DD has had its theatrical release canned and is heading straight to DVD, which is terrible news for lovers of trashy horror films but great news for people who hate getting boners in public.

Five actresses who went naked on film (but totally didn't)

The Change-Up is out now, and on the surface, looks like a fairly amiable body-swap comedy. However, within lies a secret that could change the way men masturbate over naked breasts in movies... forever.

11 worst movie lines of 2010

You've already seen our list of guilty pleasures from 2010, and with awesomely bad movies comes awesomely bad dire-logue - the lines that drop out of character's mouths like turds out of bumholes. Enjoy!

Pixar Bravely dumps first female director

Pixar's Brave (originally titled The Bear And The Bow) was to be their first film directed by a woman, but it looks like that might not be the case any longer.

Mr Big says the media killed off the Sex And The City franchise

Good job, the media! Chris Noth has dropped a bombshell on every girl and gay in the world: there will be no more Sex And The City movies. Prepare for the most hilariously misguided quote of the year.

Inevitable news: The Human Centipede has a porn parody

So, you sat through The Human Centipede without batting an eyelid. But can you stomach The Human Sexipede?