Star Wars
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Of COURSE Harrison Ford will be back for more Star Wars. He loves it
Movie Feature | Matt | 27th April 2013
In other news, amazing behind-the-scenes photos from the Empire Strikes Back are amazing.
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Breaking news: [Insert actor] would "love" to appear in Star Wars
Movie News | Ali | 28th March 2013
Seriously. No one gives a fuck.
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Ten potential roles for Simon Pegg in Star Wars Episode VII
Movie Feature | Neil | 4th February 2013
Now that J-Jabs is confirmed as director of Star Wars: Episode VII, it seems like a mere formality that at some point his lucky charm from Mission: Impossible III and the Star Treks, Simon Pegg, will be cast in the film. No doubt Jabrams is wondering right now what part Pegg could possibly play. Well, WONDER NO MORE, JABRAMOVITCH!
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50 other Daily Bullshit Star Wars Rumours that might come true
Movie Feature | Matt | 26th January 2013
Here's proof that we got the exclusive on the news that JJ Abrams is directing the new Star Wars film. We’ve also got the exclusive on any of these other Episode VII titbits if they turn out to be true. This is how exclusives work, right? Guesswork?
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Happy Life Day to one and all!
Movie Feature | Matt | 25th December 2012
No proper post from us today - we're too busy stuffing our stupid, fat faces with sickly goodness. Back tomorrow.
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Suggested storylines for Star Wars: Episode VII
Movie Feature | Matt | 16th November 2012
I'll take my cut of the profits now, ta Disney.
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A heartfelt plea to all film bloggers and editors regarding Star Wars
Movie Feature | Ali | 7th November 2012
It has been approximately one week since the Disney/Lucasfilm merger, and the announcement of Star Wars: Episode VII for release in 2015. Seven days. In this time, the rumour mill has already kicked into overdrive. Film bloggers, writers, editors, hear me: I'm making a polite request. Stop it. Just stop it. Right now.
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Nerds remember Star Wars 'dead' to them; Episode VII ignored
Movie News | Ali | 30th October 2012
The announcement of a new Star Wars movie in 2015 barely even registered on the internet this evening, as film nerds stuck true to their promise that Star Wars "means nothing to me any more".
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Attack Of The Moans: Why Star Wars fans should know better by now
Movie Feature | Nathan | 10th April 2012
"Well, I know that George Lucas doesn't like it at all—when I was working on The Illustrated Star Wars Universe, he told me that he would be happy if every copy could be tracked down and burned..."
That's Kevin J Anderson, Star Wars author and historian, explaining what we all knew already - that the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special from 1978 which featured a cast reunion on the Wookiee homeworld of Kashykk (including Chewbacca family members called Itchy and Lumpy) was a fucking hideous disaster that George Lucas has hidden like a sexually explicit love letter to a male PE teacher ever since. -
Just what the internet needs: another blog post on Star Wars
Movie Feature | Ali | 12th February 2012
Here we are again, then. Star Wars. Episode I: The Worst One. The Empire, Leicester Square. Several hundred film journalists, a smattering of their children, Anthony 'Yes, I'm Available' Daniels and a bunch of Stormtroopers (including one really fat one, who's stood out of formation and slumped on his blaster rifle). We're all gathered for the first showing of the 3D re-release of The Phantom Menace. As I'm reluctant to roll out that hoary old 'abused housewife' metaphor in relation to Star Wars' baffling and continuous allure, I'm at a loss as to why one of the most disappointing films ever made still has such magnetism. It's the ultimate Jedi mind trick: it's so not the film we're looking for.
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