Taylor Lautner

Incredible synopsis for Taylor Lautner's parkour movie, Tracers

Good old T-Lautz hasn't let the end of Twilight get him down: he's picked himself up, signed on to a movie about free-running and got his ass down to Cannes to sell it to the highest bidder. Anyone? Anyone?

So is this still about vampires, or...?

The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...

First Twilight 4 pic is symbolic of HARDCORE SUPER SEX

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Douchebag challenges Taylor Lautner to push-up contest

Incredibly, that douchebag wasn't Taylor Lautner himself.

Bryan Singer wanted Taylor Lautner. For X-Men, I mean

Count yourself lucky Bryan Singer was too busy to direct X-Men prequel First Class: he wanted to hire Taylor Lautner. Was there a young mutant called Pignose Manchild I wasn't aware of?

Vampire c-section won't be in Twilight: Breaking Dawn

The dramatic birth scene in Twilight's fourth book, Breaking Dawn, may not appear in the movie. Even if you'll never watch a Twilight movie, this sucks.

New trailer for Twilight: Eclipse

Vampires! Werewolves! Romance! Forlorn glances! Contact lenses! Wigs! Hair gel! Trees! Fields! Running! T-shirts! War?

Twilight Eclipse officially has the most boring poster ever

Adventure? Excitement? Teenagers crave not these things. Check out the most fucking miserable one-sheet this side of Schindler's List's teaser poster.

Twilight Eclipse just got better

Just because it's easy to mock Twilight, doesn't mean we shouldn't do it.

Full Twilight Eclipse trailer sadly longer than ten seconds

"I love you." (*pained expression*) "I love you too." (*bites lip*) "But I love you too." (*takes off shirt*) Repeat ad infinitum. You get the idea.