Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Movie Review | Ali Gray | 12th October 2014

So I finally got old. Morning: doctor's appointment for dry skin. Afternoon: phone calls with estate agents and surveyors and mortgage advisors. Evening: still-aching limbs from a football match played 48 hours previously. I startle awake to find myself sat in a Paramount screening room ready to watch the latest iteration of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a phenomenon I was probably too old to enjoy guilt-free the first time round a quarter of a century ago. "Let's see those hands in the air!" says a company spokesperson, urging attendees to don the giant green foam hands provided for a photo opportunity. I am secretly glad I didn't pick any up on the way in. Because I am old as fuck.

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The most poorly judged release date/poster combo imaginable

Movie News | Ali Gray | 29th July 2014

Ninja Turtles: exploding skyscrapers on 9/11 (in Australia anyway - August 8th in the US).

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot linked to anarchist group

TV News | Ed Williamson | 12th July 2012

The subjects of a soon-to-be-revived multi-million-dollar merchandising franchise are, it turns out, fervent anti-capitalists looking to bring down society from within. And eat pizza.

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