The Tourist

News, Reviews & Features
  • The Redbox Movie Awards 2011: The Oscars for movies rented by idiots

    Movie News | Ali | 30th December 2011

    The DVD renters of America have voted with their wallets, and crowned every film you hated this year as the best in their field. The Redbox Movie Awards 2011: for when even the People's Choice Awards are considered too 'highbrow'.

  • The Tourist

    Movie Review | Matt | 9th December 2010

    Depp! And Jolie! Together, onscreen for the first time! How exciting is this going to be? The answer is: not at all. In fact, this film is so uninspiring, that at one point in the film Depp's character is seen reading a spy novel and I caught myself wishing we could be following that story instead. It certainly couldn't have been any worse than this dreary smugfest.

  • Stop everything: Johnny Depp is on a boat, motherfucker

    Movie News | Ali | 14th June 2010

    Here's the first picture from The Tourist, starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. Said Depp: "I'm on a boat motherfucker, take a look at me, straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea."