Thor

FUCK YES. Avengers trailer

This new trailer for The Avengers makes me wish I could fall into a coma just so that May 2012 comes to me in the blink of a droopy, barely-conscious eye.

Dammit War Horse, I will NOT let you make me cry

Empire have a new trailer for Steven Spielberg's War Horse, which looks totally lame. Now if you'll excuse me, my ocular muscles are emitting salty liquid unrelated to emotions.

Competition: Win Faster on DVD

(*plays jingle*) It's compe-tition tiiiime! (*dances awkwardly*)

Sing with me: War... HORSE! Yeah... What is it good for?

Absolutely nothing? Play it again, y'all - it's the trailer for Steven Spielberg's War Horse. (That was to be sung to the tune of Edwin Starr's 'War', if that wasn't abundantly clear).

Kat Dennings at the Thor premiere

By Odin's raven!

First official pic from The Avengers!

Good news everyone! The Avengers has now officially started filming and, as this first official photo shows, it's gonna be AMAZE.

Review: Thor

The main problem Marvel faces in rounding up its Avengers is this introduction to the Norse God of Thunder. Can Thor exist in Iron Man's more rational world of implausible tech and high-science? Well, the question seems to be: is a near-omnipotent, hammer-wielding space Viking any less believable than a billionaire shooting lasers from his flying robot suit? As it turns out, no. They're both utterly ridiculous. Now sit back, shut up and enjoy.

Awful Photoshop pun of the day

Yes, we know it's a terrible joke. Yes, we know someone else already made the same terrible joke. But the point is... er, we forget.

Thor! Thor! THOR!

In which Kenneth Branagh, cunning linguist and Shakespeare mouthpiece, resorts to showcasing topless hunks and telling Facebook jokes. This thucks.

Thor trailer hits the web

It's hammer time.