Transformers

In defence of Shia LaBeouf

Nobody's favourite teen star Shia LaBeouf has been getting some stick lately, particularly from Harrison Ford, who called him a "fucking idiot" for ragging on Indiana Jones. Playing devil's advocate for a second, allow me to step up as LaBeouf's defence. Would the court please refrain from throwing rotten fruit until the summary.

Review: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Though I've still not quite recovered from giving Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen four stars upon release – both from the kicking I got in the comments and the subsequent shock when I rewatched it in horror on DVD – I am still very much in the broad demographic targeted by Michael Bay and the Transformers franchise: people who like to see shit getting blown up. We are a proud, simple people.

Trailer/boner alert: Transformers: Dark Of The Moon

Revenge Of The Fallen be damned: I'm going to stop pretending I'm not excited about Transformers 3. IT HAS A GIANT ROBOT SNAKE IN IT. How could it possibly fail?

5 things worth noticing on the new Transformers 3 poster

This new super-wide poster for Transformers: Dark Of The Moon doesn't give a lot away. That's why we put on our detectobot hats to uncover 5 incredible observations that may have passed you by...

Set eyes to goggle: the inevitable Superbowl trailer round-up

You want trailers? We got fuckin' trailers. We got big trailers, little trailers, blockbuster trailers, titties in trailers, robot trailers, alien trailers, avenger trailers, cowboy trailers! Just to reiterate: we got trailers.

Robo-tard trailer clash: Transformers 3 versus Real Steel

If you got an inexplicable hard-on while watching Robot Wars as a child, chances are you're due a big, fat, rubbery one any second now: trailers for both Transformers: The Dark Of The Moon and Real Steel have arrived.

Transformers 3 title gets all Pink Floyd on us

The title for the third Transformers movie has been revealed, and it's a doozy: find out what it is, after the break. And hey, Megatron: leave those bots alone!

Model with no acting experience is the new Megan Fox

But will anyone notice?

Megan Fox out of Transformers 3

Tsk. You compare one director to Hitler and look what happens.

Stop! Transformers 3 update!

Things are happening in relation to a movie about fighting robots! Read the words and feel better about your shitty life!