Transformers 3: The Real Cold War

Michael Bay' official website released some information today about the production of Transformers 3 which will thrill and astound you all.

Holmes and Transformers sequels filming soon

Sherlock Holmes 2 is being fast-tracked to start filming in June, and Transformers 3 will begin shooting in May despite not having a finished script yet. Because we all know how much better blockbuster sequels are when they're rushed.

Megan Fox almost definitely being killed off in Transformers 3

Why? Because Michael Bay is saying he won't. Oh Michael, you are such a master of deception!

Michael Bay starts on Transformers 3

It was a toss-up between a picture of shiny robot cars or Megan Fox for this picture. The shiny robot cars won.

Review: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

It doesn't take a genius to figure out why, out of all the big ass summer blockbusters this year, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen was the one I was least worried about performing. Camp-as-Christmas Hugh Jackman trying and failing to unleash his inner animal? Cringe. Christian Bale's CHAN CANNAR trying to avoid termination at...

Review: Transformers

So here we are: the year's biggest tentpole movie has arrived and the hype could not be any bigger or nerdier. Grown men have been reduced to gibbering, pre-pubescent wrecks, muttering about Autobots and Decepticons while their girlfriends can only look on in bemusement (males not lucky enough to have a partner have meanwhile be...

Transformers: A Warning To Michael Bay

It’s been at least year since George Lucas finished Raping My Childhood™, so it’s about time someone dug up another cherished memory and manoeuvred it into the anal-entry position. While the prospect of a live-action Transformers movie does indeed kick insane amounts of ass, the execution looks like leaving a lot to be desired ...