Transformers
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Posted by
Ali at 21:26 on 30 Jun 2011
Nobody's favourite teen star Shia LaBeouf has been getting some stick lately, particularly from Harrison Ford, who called him a "fucking idiot" for ragging on Indiana Jones. Playing devil's advocate for a second, allow me to step up as LaBeouf's defence. Would the court please refrain from throwing rotten fruit until the summary.
Posted by
Ali at 21:00 on 28 Jun 2011
Though I've still not quite recovered from giving
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen four stars upon release – both from the kicking I got in the comments and the subsequent shock when I rewatched it in horror on DVD – I am still very much in the broad demographic targeted by Michael Bay and the Transformers franchise: people who like to see shit getting blown up. We are a proud, simple people.
Posted by
Ali at 14:18 on 30 Apr 2011
Revenge Of The Fallen be damned: I'm going to stop pretending I'm not excited about Transformers 3. IT HAS A GIANT ROBOT SNAKE IN IT. How could it possibly fail?
Posted by
Luke at 11:43 on 19 Apr 2011
This new super-wide poster for
Transformers: Dark Of The Moon doesn't give a lot away. That's why we put on our detectobot hats to uncover 5 incredible observations that may have passed you by...
Posted by
Ali at 11:47 on 07 Feb 2011
You want trailers? We got fuckin' trailers. We got big trailers, little trailers, blockbuster trailers, titties in trailers, robot trailers, alien trailers, avenger trailers, cowboy trailers! Just to reiterate:
we got trailers.
Posted by
Ali at 19:56 on 09 Dec 2010
If you got an inexplicable hard-on while watching Robot Wars as a child, chances are you're due a big, fat, rubbery one any second now: trailers for both Transformers: The Dark Of The Moon and Real Steel have arrived.
Posted by
Ali at 19:03 on 06 Oct 2010
The title for the third Transformers movie has been revealed, and it's a doozy: find out what it is, after the break. And hey, Megatron: leave those bots alone!
Posted by
Matt at 22:19 on 26 May 2010
But will anyone notice?
Posted by
Ali at 22:56 on 19 May 2010
Tsk. You compare
one director to Hitler and look what happens.
Posted by
Ali at 21:34 on 14 May 2010
Things are happening in relation to a movie about fighting robots! Read the words and feel better about your shitty life!