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Forget the Oscars, we need to rethink the Razzies

Posted by Ali at 14:40 on 24 Feb 2013
Forget the Oscars, we need to rethink the Razzies
Though we all bitch and moan and blog about how unnecessary and awful and predictable the Oscars are, the very fact we do all these things proves there's still an interest in the Academy Awards, and their arbitrary method of rewarding the 'best' films of the year. But on the flip side? We have the increasingly tedious Golden Raspberries, or the 'Razzies', which 'award' the 'worst' movies of the year. If we're going to bitch and moan about movies, is this really the best we can do?

Twilight has the most anodyne IMDB movie trivia ever

Posted by Ali at 09:30 on 25 Oct 2012
Twilight has the most anodyne IMDB movie trivia ever
I swear I'm not trying to shit on Twilight's parade, but... well, they just keep coming to me. For work reasons (honest injun) I had to look up some Twilight trivia, expecting some fun titbits of info and cool easter eggs. I was disappointed.

Rejoice: The Complete Twilight Defacement Project

Posted by Ali at 12:00 on 10 Oct 2012
Rejoice: The Complete Twilight Defacement Project
Updated: the full complement of defaced film stills from the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movies, ensuring no one will ever take Twilight seriously EVER AGAIN.

Memewatch: the stars of Twilight: Breaking Dawn run like the wind

Posted by Ali, Luke, Matt at 16:30 on 03 Oct 2012
Memewatch: the stars of Twilight: Breaking Dawn run like the wind
Because really, when have we ever passed up an opportunity to shit all over Twilight?

The Twilight Defacement Project: breaking down Breaking Dawn Part 2

Posted by Ali, Luke at 07:30 on 27 Jun 2012
The Twilight Defacement Project: breaking down Breaking Dawn Part 2
To be honest, I forget why we started defacing every single new film still from the Twilight movies, but it's too much fun to stop.

Jesus vamping Christ, these new Twilight posters are boring

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 25 May 2012
Jesus vamping Christ, these new Twilight posters are boring
Every single poster for the Twilight saga thus far has featured a gloomy background with a mopey bastard on it. Breaking Dawn Part 2 does not break trend. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are literally the poster children for inertia.

This picture just made me realise Warm Bodies is Twilight-ish

Posted by Ali at 07:00 on 03 Nov 2011
This picture just made me realise Warm Bodies is Twilight-ish
There I was, minding my own business, reading a book about zombies, when BAM - the first picture of Warm Bodies: The Movie. Pale skin, a warm embrace, a supernatural romance, hair... Did I just enjoy something in the same genre as Twilight? UH OH.

The Twilight: Breaking Dawn defacement project continues

Posted by Ali at 23:30 on 19 Oct 2011
The Twilight: Breaking Dawn defacement project continues
For as long as they keep releasing shitty promotional stills of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, I'll keep defacing them.

Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome

Posted by Ali at 10:15 on 19 Aug 2011
Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome
After my last round of Twilight picture grafitti proved so enjoyable, I thought I'd do it again and scrawl all over this new batch of Breaking Dawn pictures. Childish? Me? Well, yes. Obviously.
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