Twilight

This picture just made me realise Warm Bodies is Twilight-ish

There I was, minding my own business, reading a book about zombies, when BAM - the first picture of Warm Bodies: The Movie. Pale skin, a warm embrace, a supernatural romance, hair... Did I just enjoy something in the same genre as Twilight? UH OH.

The Twilight: Breaking Dawn defacement project continues

For as long as they keep releasing shitty promotional stills of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, I'll keep defacing them.

Continuing to make Twilight: Breaking Dawn more awesome

After my last round of Twilight picture grafitti proved so enjoyable, I thought I'd do it again and scrawl all over this new batch of Breaking Dawn pictures. Childish? Me? Well, yes. Obviously.

Christ The Redeemer: 2011's favourite returning character

With several movies this year opting for the warmer climes of Rio De Janeiro, with its skimpy beach-wear, jive-talking animals and steep-ass hills The Rock can get some air off in his jeep, Christ The Redeemer is the latest Hollywood darling.

So is this still about vampires, or...?

The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...

[Insert snidey remark about new Breaking Dawn poster]

"If the X-Men aren't putting any effort into their posters then, hey, why the fuck should we?" - a vampire, yesterday.

I made the new Twilight: Breaking Dawn promo stills better

Surprise surprise, the new pictures from Twilight: Breaking Dawn are Snoozeville, so I did what any self-respecting blogger working out of his parents' basement would do: make fun of something people love.

First Twilight 4 pic is symbolic of HARDCORE SUPER SEX

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Vampire c-section won't be in Twilight: Breaking Dawn

The dramatic birth scene in Twilight's fourth book, Breaking Dawn, may not appear in the movie. Even if you'll never watch a Twilight movie, this sucks.

New trailer for Twilight: Eclipse

Vampires! Werewolves! Romance! Forlorn glances! Contact lenses! Wigs! Hair gel! Trees! Fields! Running! T-shirts! War?