Jason Segel and Paul Rudd are high

A video has surfaced of comedians Paul Rudd and Jason Segel, bored by their UK press junket for I Love You, Man, apparently stoned out of their minds. Uhh... hur-hur-hur. I said 'junk'.

Taylor Lautner is... Stretch Armstrong!

Check your calendars: it's not April the 1st. Twilight mini-hunk Taylor Lautner has been tapped up to play Stretch Armstrong in the forthcoming big-budget 3D movie. I couldn't make up a story this good.

International red-band Kick-Ass trailer

Hell to the yes. Have your ass kicked by the new Kick-Ass red-band trailer. More fighting! More little kids swearing! More Nic Cage! Pleasure overload!

Cemetery Junction trailer

Behold, the first trailer for Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's Cemetery Junction. Do the dance! Do the dance! Hint: he doesn't do the dance.

Look, it's Jeff Bridges in Tron Legacy!

Look! It's Oscar-nominee Jeff Bridges in this brand new picture from Tron Legacy! And he's... oh God... is he being back-raped by a Roomba? Get it off, get it off, get it off!

Olivia Wilde joins Cowboys And Aliens

The nerdiest movie currently in development just got that little bit more acceptable, with the casting addition of Tron Legacy's Olivia Wilde aka that lesbo from The OC. The one that wasn't the other one. Her.

Ong Bak 3 trailer: more fury, more force, more vengeance

They forgot to mention 'more elephants'.

Rip Torn tried to rob a bank

Seriously.

Weekend At Bernie's remake will literally flog a dead corpse

Hurry up and climb that mountain or kiss that girl you like, because the world is about to end - right after the release of the remake of Weekend At Bernie's. Because only a cruel, vengeful God would allow such a thing.

Takers trailer seems even familiarer

Er, didn't we already see this trailer yesterday?