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2013: officially the year of bling

Look at it.

Things that only happen in Richard Curtis films #326: laughing at rain

First Four Weddings, now About Time. I think I know what Alan Partridge would have to say about this...

Review: Fast & Furious 6

If you've never seen a Fast & Furious movie, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker play two alpha males who wish they could have energetic bum sex with one another, but have to settle for driving around big shiny penis extensions instead. Over five homoerotic odysseys, they've recruited various friends from around the world into their gang, all of whom perform one specific function, whether it be 'tech', 'comic relief' or 'looking hot'. In Fast & Furious 6, they team up with chief Fast Five antagonist Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson to hunt down Luke 'The Crow' Evans, an evil man who needs a computer chip to do evil things and who doesn't care how many cars he has to flip over to get it. There, you're up to speed – and that speed just happens to be TWO HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR.

Forthcoming highlights from Eric Roberts' busy year ahead

I know you've all been thinking: what's Eric Roberts up to these days? Well, let me tell you: he's up to everything. He is attempting to star in every film that's currently in production. Fear him.

Trailer breakdown: Ender's Game ain't hella lame

Up until now, Ender's Game only existed as a best-selling book, as words written in ink on paper, stored on shelves. No longer! It's a proper film now and it has a trailer, so you can learn to read another day! Enjoy our trailer breakdown, in which we tell you what to think.

Casting director for The Crow remake stretches definition of 'first choice'

Congratulations Bradley Channing Mark Tom Alexander Luke! We couldn't imagine making this movie without you! (Full story at Deadline).

Rights for Nicolas Cage officially revert back to Marvel

The rights for popular comic character Nicolas Cage have lapsed and will revert back to Marvel Studios, after Sony admitted they had no plans for any more Nicolas Cage movies.

Hey guys, check out Davina McCall's awesome Dr. Evil impersonation

Uncanny. (Clip from TV quiz show Five Minutes To A Fortune, not Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery as you might have thought).

Robert Redford: "Who the hell is Jackie Evancho?"

Spot the odd one out on the cast list for The Company You Keep. Well, she was on America's Got Talent, so I guess that makes her more famous than the rest of these knuckleheads combined in the eyes of the public.

Insufferable berk of the day

Speaking in an Empire interview, Phillips went on to defend the $500m sequel, saying "It annoys me when people say it's lazy," before clarifying: "Yes, we do a wake-up and a blackout, but every joke in Hangover II is completely different." I think he means they're literally not the same jokes. Like, he didn't just re-use the old footage. Set your watch for April 2023.