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Posted by
Ali at 07:00 on 02 Feb 2012
Ditch any plans you have for Thursday March 15th, because you're coming to the Stratford East Picturehouse cinema to see our special screening of Fight Club. Tyler Durden politely requests your attendance.
Posted by
Ali at 22:45 on 01 Feb 2012
Every time I watch an American high school movie, I always wonder what happens
after the prom, after the geek gets the girl, after the kids save the Rec Centre. How people's school lives affect the rest of their adult lives interests me way more than their pointless playground antics, and the fact the credits always roll before you get to see the characters venture into the big, wide world is always frustrating. Anyone who's ever stumbled upon their school bully on Facebook and secretly revelled in their shit life will get a kick out of Young Adult; a movie that shares my fascination with the fragile effect of popularity at an early age.
Posted by
Ali at 12:00 on 31 Jan 2012
The internet lost its collective shit this week when a heartless, evil corporation sullied the memory of a cinematic 80s icon by FORCING actor Matthew Broderick to accept bundles of cash for a car advert.
Posted by
Ali at 23:59 on 28 Jan 2012
I'm doing the poster round-up this week, because Luke was too busy being dead inside after seeing - and not loving - The Lion King stage show. Email in your abuse to the usual address and I'll pass it on.
Posted by
Ali at 07:00 on 25 Jan 2012
It's that time of year again: the Oscar nominations are in, and the chatter has begun. Who will fail to beat George Clooney and Meryl Streep this time? In the interests of transparency, we've shopped the posters for this awards season's biggest movies so they're a little more honest about their content. Pretend this is the first time we've done it.
Posted by
Ali at 07:00 on 23 Jan 2012
Mark Wahlberg has been in trouble recently for claiming he wouldn't have let the Twin Tower attacks happen if he'd been on the plane. His outspoken comments had us dare to dream just what other disasters Wahlberg would have stopped had he not been acting or rapping?
Posted by
Ali at 13:40 on 22 Jan 2012
Here's the usual weekly toss we didn't find time to write about during the week. Enjoy. I'm off to New York for a week, so I'll leave you in Matt and Luke's 'capable hands' (their words, not mine).
Posted by
Ali at 10:47 on 22 Jan 2012
It's time for another round of 'Ali thinks there's something weird about a new movie poster and is going to use his website to tell you all about it!'
Posted by
Ali at 12:51 on 21 Jan 2012
Resident Evil: Retribution has a trailer - that's number five, for those keeping count. It's the zombie franchise that JUST WON'T DIE. How does it keep going? Corporate sponsorship, from the looks of it.
Posted by
Ali at 07:00 on 20 Jan 2012
As Sylvester Stallone reveals that Chuck Norris got his way and
The Expendables 2 will be released as a PG-13 rated movie, we can exclusively reveal some leaked photos from the set of the movie. They weren't kidding: this one is aimed squarely at the teenage market.