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Movie news round-up: Hyper-enthused Comic-Con edition
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15th July 2012
This week saw the nerdgates open at Comic-Con, which is great for all the people who waited in a queue for 48 hours, but not so great for you unless you like reading descriptions of things that happened. Or, in our case, descriptions of descriptions of things that happened.
In true LL Cool J style, let's break it down. Iron Man 3 we already know about: footage was shown of Tony's Malibu mansion crumbling into the ocean, along with a shot of Ben Kingsley as The Mandarin, going "Mwahahahahaaa!" (paraphrasing).
Thor: The Dark World is the new name for Thor 2, so it now no longer sounds like a football score. It's due in cinemas on the 8th of November 2013, so, y'know, reschedule that haircut or whatever.
Captain America: The Winter Soldier will follow soon after on the 4th of April 2014, and will clearly be based on the 'snow level' episode of Band Of Brothers, which is the best news ever. If videogames have taught me anything, it's that every good soldier has to suffer a snow level.
Guardians Of The Galaxy has now officially been double-confirmed, turn around and touch the ground, no take-backsies, for the 1st of August 2014. And yes, in case you were wondering, it will feature a gun-toting space raccoon. EMOTE THAT, ANDY SERKIS.
Lastly but definitely not leastly is Edgar Wright's Ant-Man, which has no fixed release date and no announced cast as of yet. However, some test footage was shown of Hank Pym barreling down a corridor, changing from teeny-tiny size to normal human size in order to beat up some goons. I haven't been this excited about ant-based entertainment since Sim Ant.
Far more interesting was Urban's apparent slip while talking to press earlier this week, when he revealed Benedict Cumberbatch's villain wasn't Khan, or a Klingon, or the Borg, but a dude named Gary Mitchell. I cannot believe their is a major tentpole sci-fi being lined up for release in 2013 with a villain called 'Gary'.
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"Rust is a high-octane adventure set in the prairie lands of an unknown time. Life on the Taylor family farm was difficult enough before Jet Jones crashes into the barn, chased by a giant decommissioned war robot! Oldest son Roman Taylor struggles to keep his family's small farm afloat as the area heals from a devastating world war. While the rest of his family may not trust the mysterious boy with the jetpack, Roman believes the secrets of Jet’s past may be the key to their survival."He'll be designing new movie posters for Mondo, the design guys who make posters so rare it's literally impossible for you to buy them. You know, Drew Struzan? The poster guy? Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Back To The Future? Drew Struz- Wait, are you just here because you Googled 'Fifty Shades Of Grey sex film'? GET THE HELL OUT.
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